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body count

the amount of people that someone has had sex with
boy: yo what’s your body count
girl: 10
by iloveballs4321 October 10, 2023
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count dronkula

someone with red wine stains on their lips. Looks a bit like they've been drinking blood.
"Look out mate, you're turning into Count Dronkula"
"Oh shit, ta man" wipes off stains
by OriginalNiffer December 28, 2008
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This is what you would say when Eren Yeager from Attack on Titan does something gay with you but he had socks on. This is usually when you assume the role of Armin Arlert from Attack on Titan.
“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”
by frankenen February 24, 2024
mugGet the “Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”mug.

count spatula

A sexy monster truck that every car falls for in the Cars universe. Often seeing as a popular sex figure in the speedrunning community of Cars, he has been known to have a relationship with the world record holder named Xlebomatb.
Car 1: Omg, did you see Count Spatula's in the new PlayCars magazine ?
Car 2: No, why ?
Car 1: He is showing off his big sexy PP.
by someone_cars May 7, 2021
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