count spatula

A sexy monster truck that every car falls for in the Cars universe. Often seeing as a popular sex figure in the speedrunning community of Cars, he has been known to have a relationship with the world record holder named Xlebomatb.

Car 1: Omg, did you see Count Spatula's in the new PlayCars magazine ?
Car 2: No, why ?
Car 1: He is showing off his big sexy PP.

by someone_cars May 7, 2021

count chodula

That chode at school, most commonly of the preppy group, that wears his "colla popped" all of the damn time because he thinks he is "real fly."

That kid is such a count chodula.

by kstrachdeuce September 13, 2007

count binface

Someone who makes elections vaguely interesting and amusing.

You voting for Lord Buckethead? Nope, I'm all in with Count Binface.

by Reefknot June 24, 2021

Count Vanillula

the white man's count chocula

"Who was leading that pack of men in white hoods?"
"count vanillula"

by dilflord July 17, 2023

on god no crosses count

Middle School logic is that you can lie about stuff on god if you cross your fingers. So they decided to come up with "on god no crosses count"

Middle-Schooler 1: Dude did you tell my crush I like her?!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!

by Bailedx March 21, 2024

stand up and be counted

Stand up and be counted, show the world that youre a man!
Stand up and be counted and join the Ku Klux Klan!
We are a sacred brotherhood, who love our country too.
We always can be counted on, when there's a job to do.
We serve our homeland day and night, to keep it always free.
Proudly wear our robes of White, protecting liberty.

Stand up and be counted, show the world that you're a man!

by someguythatsignedup December 30, 2023

lost count of sheep

Term used to say the speaker cannot sleep. Antonym of counting sheep.

Coined by Goldfinger in the song “Superman”.

“I’m trying to sleep, I’ve lost count of sheep.”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021