committed crush

When you can't experience romantic feelings for another because your mind is occupied by your crush.

"So, what so you think of Carlos?"
"I'm done with Carlos. Im in a committed crush with Avery now"

by 3mane October 12, 2017

Common Sense

The thing that humanity needs in order to survive. Instead, we have certain people with no common sense (Logan/Jake Paul, Lil Tay, and many other human beings). To put it in simple words, it is a power that could save humanity yet no one has it.

John: Bob, do you know where the fiction novels are? Bob: QuiEt THis bE Ta Liberry. John: Man, you have no Common Sense, considering the fact that you are a librarian.

by CuckyCuckBoi June 15, 2018

CommaToDaTop

Comma To Da Top

Parrain...Mais Cher, what is dat symbol... dat one right der... looks like a commatodatop?

Mais La!! You a coonass yeah! Dat der is dat thing called an apostrophe. I’m pretty sure on dat.

by Postyyyyy December 26, 2018

Common sense

Something everybody on the internet lacks

Common sense? Who's that? Never heard of her

by SackOfShit December 28, 2018

common sense by thomas paine

The book Angelica has been reading lately

I've been reading Common Sense by Thomas Paine, so men say that I'm intense or I'm insane.

by gundhamtanakasuperfan February 1, 2019

Commit Tree

A different way of saying committing suicide. In the epic poem "The Divine Comedy"'s first book Inferno. Those who commit suicide are turned into trees

If we don't do something soon Billy might go and commit tree

by Air_Purifier March 1, 2019

commit nether bed

a way of telling a person to kill themselves

Alex: I stole your diamonds
Steve: COMMIT NETHER BED!

by oofblox September 27, 2019