Coffee bitch

Coffee bitch:
A word used by HeadbuttArcade Andrew Garcia describing Adachi in his 'Lets play persona 4' series. Andrew, who had done previous let's plays, called Adachi 'Coffee bitch' : He always walked around with coffee in his hand and was an utter and complete bitch.

"Oh look...Coffee bitch came around to vist us....Nanako clean the table...I don't want his FILTHY, bitchy hands touching OUR coffee table."~Andrew

by DemiIsInDaHouse May 16, 2011

coffee and cream

A black female and a white male.

Jared: Come here girl and let me put some cream in your coffee.
Tasha: You really think you can handle this hot coffee? One sexy mocha coming right up!

Passerby: Oh my! Look! It's the coffee and cream couple. How odd!

by The Angel from your Nightmare October 10, 2006

coffeine

caffeine obtained from coffee

This morning, I brewed some java to get a coffeine rush.

by coffeerocks! September 7, 2007

Coffee

The best drink in the world. Just taste the goodness.

"Warning: The coffee you're about to enjoy is extremely hot!"

by Starbucks Fan July 23, 2009

Coffee shits

What you get after drinking too much coffee. Have fun screaming in the stall for four hours.

Guy one: Hey did you see bill?
Guy two: Oh yeah, he almost shit himself. I hear he collapsed in public.
Guy one: Yeah, sounds pretty awful.
Guy three: Obviously the coffee shits.

by Whitetrashyt September 29, 2017

Coffee Breath

The reek from somebody's mouth that is emitted when somebody does not brush their teeth before they drink coffee.

"Jeez. I have major coffee breath because I didn't have enough time to brush my teeth on my way to Starbucks."

by fapuchino August 13, 2009

Coffee Belly

When someone drinks too much coffee and has to dash to the nearest portolet on the construction site.

Someone: "Wait, I have to find a bathroom."

Reply: "Is it coffee belly?"

by as mallgr in July 1, 2009