Golden Coffee

Coffee brewed with a fresh golden stream of piss

Hey bro you want a cup of golden Coffee just brewed a fresh batch

by Wurmpool March 2, 2020

Wilkins Coffee

A famous coffee brand with commercials that include puppets named "Wilkins" and "Wontkins", which were made by Jim Henson.

Wilkins You have any Wilkins Coffee in your house?
Wontkins No.

by It's-a me, Isaac! December 29, 2020

No-Coffee-No-Talkie

No other person may speak until the person drinking coffee finishes doing so.

"Do not speak to me until I've drank my coffee, No-Coffee-No-Talkie." *sips* "Now, you may speak".

by Wizerd1889 October 1, 2019

Love Coffee

Coffee made by Bradley Murphy, with love.

I'm going to get myself a steaming hot cup of Bradley's Love Coffee.

by matgorzata June 14, 2019

Coffee Slack

A term used to describe a millenial coffee shop regular who wears cuffed boot cut pants (jeans, khakis, etc.). This look is often accentuated with a beanie, combat or ankle boots, and a Mac laptop with an assortment of stickers on its face. Its sometimes tied together with a shirt thats half tucked in and air pods.

“How was your blind date?”
“He was really sweet, but it turns out he’s a coffee slack.”
“I dated a coffee slack once. I swear he stole my beanies.”

by diefactchecker July 10, 2020

coffee with milk

A coolidiculous or offensive word, depending on the situation, for a bi racial, or perceived to be biracial, personal.

Don't call anyone a coffee with milk if you know they might get offended

by Sexydimma April 4, 2017

Coffee face

The face you make right after taking your first sip of coffee

Her coffee face looks a lot happier than her normal face

by Reaker June 11, 2018