A coffee crown is a noun. Used when one has consumed so much coffee they become inebriated. It only lasts a few hours but the hangover is similar to that of a blacked out night, uncomfortable and generally excruciating. Each person's coffee crown may be different in size but usually, a coffee crown is an average of 20 cups of coffee during a 23.5 hour period.
by kaffeeaddict May 8, 2019
Get the Coffee Crownmug. I went to Starbucks this morning and caught a mean case of coffee rot, I've pooped 7 times in the last hour
by Mr Shmee September 6, 2013
Get the coffee rotmug. 
The act of pulling out the coffee pot in mid-brew and letting it drip into your cup. This is a common office foul that either dilutes the entire batch of coffee for the rest of the office or caused it to be much more robust.
by twowheler1300 January 24, 2011
Get the coffee poachmug. A small amount of money given to an often homeless software engineer so that they can sit at a cafe and write open source software.
by codes4coffee November 23, 2019
Get the coffee moneymug. Audio coffee is what you listen in the morning that helps you wake up enough to properly function. Some people will listen to it with or without the help of liquid coffee to fully wake up
Ron: "You ready for this test this morning?"
Tom: "Absolutely not! I am lacking my audio coffee this morning to anything complex."
Tom: "Absolutely not! I am lacking my audio coffee this morning to anything complex."
by Bonk_ripper November 19, 2019
Get the Audio Coffeemug. The office co-workers who drink the coffee before the person who actually brewed the pot gets theirs.
I start coffe maker in the office, walk away while it brews, and when I get back, someone always gets the first cup. They are coffee jumpers.
by rmsalem65 February 22, 2011
Get the Coffee Jumpermug.