Canker Cleaner

After recieving a B.O Job, you take your salty/sweaty dick and stick it into the girls mouth. This move cannot be done unless first recieving a B.O Job.

Me: Man, my girl was complaing about a having a canker, so i did her a favour, and cleaned that fucker!

Friends: Thats gnarly bro, your the first person i know who has given a Canker Cleaner!

by Johnyboy Sexton February 4, 2009

British Pipe Cleaner

A women waxes a british guy's cock with her vagina; a dirty one with fungus.

Damn, might I say that girl can give a heck of a British Pipe Cleaner

by Rhett Patre March 14, 2011

Cleverability

A person's ability to make themselves cleverer.

Randy knew nothing when he started working here. Now he's even overtaken Ken Williams and is next in line for a promotion. He's got naturally high cleverability levels

by Benncm February 21, 2011

Polish Cleaner

A sexual act made up by a Chris W & Caitlin L in 2009. The act of performing the polish cleaner is explained below:

To achieve a proper polish cleaner you will need to take a dump in a plunger, lie your partner down and repeatedly plunge the stuff into your partners face, chest, back, butt etc..

This achieves a nice splatter pattern and results in a "post MTV awards britney spears look"

DO obtain permission though as can result in the law being involved.

" I was giving your mom a polish cleaner last night when she turned around and tried to wipe it on me. Fucking disgusting man!"

by Caitycat September 27, 2009

pole cleaner

a person who "cleans" the penis with their mouth after vaginal or anal sex (usually the recipient)

man, jenna jameson was great last night. she even did the job as a pole cleaner! shit and all!

by slapmeat August 1, 2003

Nose Cleaner

while you're fucking a girl in the ass, right when you are about to jizz you pull out and jizz up her nose, causing her nose to be clean, making it a nose cleaner.

Last night i was fucking your mom and sister and i gave them a nose cleaner.

by Dominik Cougar January 17, 2009

clever trousers

A person who cannot let anything go by. They always have to answer back in a condesending way. These are usually people who are higher in the academic world than their peers and they use their knowledge in a mean way.

"He had to say that just to be a clever trousers. Who cares if pigs don't really sweat that much?"

by mickey November 23, 2004