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clam spanker

slang; 1.in reference to a person who involves themselves in the act of lightly hitting the vagina.

2.Any objective (animate or inanimate) that is used to lightly hit the vagina.
Last night I came home from work to find my wife of 60 years laying naked and spread-eagled on the bed. Towering over her was a strange man holding what appeared to be quite an impressive clam spanker.

I could only reply "HEY BITCH! Get out of my house and take this clam spanking son-of-a-bitch with you!"
by HeWhoKnows December 21, 2006
mugGet the clam spankermug.

sandy clam

Refers to a male who oftens complains about performing a certain task. May also be used to refer to someone who has sand in their vagina.
Quick being a sandy clam, get off of the couch and go clean up the gap gravy from the hooker you brought home last night.
by The Bearded Lady May 28, 2008
mugGet the sandy clammug.

Ham Clam

A term referring to a woman's butt and/or butthole.
Bro #1: Hey brah, can I talk to you for a second?
Bro #2: Yeah what's up broski?
Bro #1: I got super hammered last night and my girl made me stick it in her ham clam.
Bro #2: Wicked nice brah. Wicked nice.
by Zant June 17, 2008
mugGet the Ham Clammug.

Clam Chowda

Broad gets "nutted" in. Does not clean it out. Guy#2 goes down on broad. "He be munchin' on da Clam Chowda"
by GRAPE BOMBS 4 LIFE October 27, 2011
mugGet the Clam Chowdamug.

clam ditch

a name for a stinky twat that should never be explored by any man for any reason ever. ever!
that slut has a stinky ass clam ditch. do not munch it!
by vajpac September 21, 2005
mugGet the clam ditchmug.

clam shot

1. A shot taken out of half of a clam shell. Preferably Sailor Jerry's taken out of a shell from Vancouver beach, best enjoyed in university dorms.

2. A quick lick of a female's vagina, just enough to taste, performed just prior to penetration.

3. A close-up shot of a vagina, taken by a not-so-classy broad of herself and sent to casual male acquaintances/sex interests via text.
Student 1: Man, studying for these exams is killing me.

Student 2: Fuck it, let's go take some clam shots in my room. I've got some Sailor Jerry's in the fridge.

Right before I put it in, I put my head down into her crotch and gave her a quick clam shot, just to tease her.

Dude, check out this clam shot Jenny sent me. I'm pretty sure you can see her kidneys.
by N. Hollywood December 29, 2013
mugGet the clam shotmug.

clam splashing

Better go get a tarp Sean, some slick mamas are clam splashing in the side hall.
by Jehovahs Wetness March 1, 2017
mugGet the clam splashingmug.

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