clam spanker

slang; 1.in reference to a person who involves themselves in the act of lightly hitting the vagina.

2.Any objective (animate or inanimate) that is used to lightly hit the vagina.
Last night I came home from work to find my wife of 60 years laying naked and spread-eagled on the bed. Towering over her was a strange man holding what appeared to be quite an impressive clam spanker.

I could only reply "HEY BITCH! Get out of my house and take this clam spanking son-of-a-bitch with you!"
by HeWhoKnows December 20, 2006
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sandy clam

Refers to a male who oftens complains about performing a certain task. May also be used to refer to someone who has sand in their vagina.
Quick being a sandy clam, get off of the couch and go clean up the gap gravy from the hooker you brought home last night.
by The Bearded Lady May 28, 2008
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Ham Clam

A term referring to a woman's butt and/or butthole.
Bro #1: Hey brah, can I talk to you for a second?
Bro #2: Yeah what's up broski?
Bro #1: I got super hammered last night and my girl made me stick it in her ham clam.
Bro #2: Wicked nice brah. Wicked nice.
by Zant June 17, 2008
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Clam Chowda

Broad gets "nutted" in. Does not clean it out. Guy#2 goes down on broad. "He be munchin' on da Clam Chowda"
by GRAPE BOMBS 4 LIFE October 28, 2011
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clam clonking

When two lesbians engage in the scissor formation while bumping uglies. Sound effects are comparable to clicking your tongue.
"Dude, the other night through my wall I could hear Betsy and Ha'Neesha clam clonking"
by clonker September 09, 2009
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Plethora of clam

Large quantities of vagina or group of women
A plethora of clam unloaded from the bus
by Foxtrot02 May 07, 2018
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clam streak

The moist streak left behind after a stripper slides down the stripper pole.

Associated sound affect Spleeh
"Dude, that chick left the most intense clam streak"
by cakemeat April 24, 2005
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