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Holy christ on a crotch!

A more "embellished" phrase of the classic saying "Holy shit"!

An example of when to use it would be after excessive amounts of exertion to illustrate the mixture of exhaustion and lack of giving a crap about whats coming out of your mouth.
1) "Holy christ on a crotch! You almost got pancaked by that car!"

2) "Holy Christ on a Crotch, 'huff', thats a lotta stairs!"
by Grenstone September 23, 2011
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Good Christ

A phrase uttered to express surprise, aggravation or excitement.

Can be used in place of such timeless classics as, “oh my God”, “wow” or even “holy crap”.
Good Christ that was a great goal!
by Jingus November 6, 2018
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Cheesus Christ

A God at Gaming, simply put it; He is the God of Cheese and a God at Gaming.
Bill: Have you heard of Cheesus Christ?
Carl: lmfao what?
Bill: Cheesus Christ, The God of Cheese.
Carl: Nigga you gay
by Cheesus.Christ April 27, 2019
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christ follower

a christian person who is sick of people judging them when they tell them their a christian. its a way of discribing your faith without people just seeing the stigma attached to the word 'christian'. Another good thing about a christian calling them self this is that it reminds them what their really doing, following christ. i refur to myself as a christ follower and i think when i'm trying to explain my faith to soomeone it helps to symplify stuff.
person: but all christians are hypocrits!
me: ahhh yes but i'm a christ follower...
by christie_bee January 22, 2008
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jesus fuck christ

What I say when something so incredibly stupid that the world stops happens.
Jesus fuck Christ, did you see that motherfucker cut me off?
by meetthetony September 10, 2005
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christabel

christabel is derived from the male name christopher, abb. chris

It is used when a male chris cross dresses and becomes female hence becoming "christabel"
christabel is that my bra?

christabel is a pretty girl
by kerry April 1, 2005
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jesus jumped up christ

An expression of your frustration/annoyance towards someone (usually a friend). Not really insulting to your friend, usually they will find it kind of funny and laugh too. But they will get the message that you are a bit annoyed with them.
Jesus jumped up Christ! Why do I get stuck with all the "winners"?
by WordFreak August 20, 2007
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