Chopped and Screwed

A style of music revelutionized by Southern Rap, and more exclusively, Swisha House. Taking a song and making it skip, stretching syllables, scratching, etc..

I got that Chamillionaire and Mike Jones cd, they both are chopped and screwed.

by Labrite March 12, 2005

fuck chop

A term used to describe anyone who is annoying.

Get out of my cubicle you fuck chop!

by Robin January 6, 2004

Chop Up

Verb meaning: To have sex.

Bare chopping up is happening 2night boiz.

I'm going to chop up wid dat cantrell yo.

by KLICK-C March 15, 2011

Chop-Flush

The act of squeezing your butthole closed tightly in an attempt to chop your turd in half as it exits your anus. To complete a successfull chop-flush you must flush right after your initial chop so you don't clog the shitter.

Man, the biggest turd came out of my ass the other day while at work. Good thing I did a chop-flush so I didn't clog the shitter!

by westfalia December 3, 2009

Boffle Chops

A girl with large boobs and a small bottom who generally chips about

"Hello there, Boffle Chops... I like your boobs."

by sweet September 8, 2003

Neck Chop

A small, swift chop to the neck delivered with the knife edge of your hand, in a ninja-like fashion. Usually followed by the fast call "neckchop!" *Used best on targets who are sipping a drink, dragging a cigarette, or looking upward*

Girl: "Hey, come on give me a kiss."
*whack*
Girl: "Neckchop!"
Guy: *cough* what the fuck.
Girl: "Hahaha."

by jjasta September 1, 2005

Goiter Chop

When a male is recieving oral satisfaction, immediately after cum is dispursed into female's mouth, a judo chop is applied to front of neck to cause semen to exit the nasal cavity. Often applied while shouting out "Goiter CHOP!" during the process.

skeet skeet "Goiter CHOP!!!"

by Phat Bastard March 12, 2004