chimpanzee ass

the act of eating spicy primarily Italian foods such as buffalo wings, lots of chicken parm or anything with pepperoni then taking a shit and upon exit the tasty medditeranian spices flood your asshole causing a sharp burning sensation which causes the victim to walk around with spread legs and a slightly gaped butthole to avoid painful friction

Louie: hey Mr. Formaggioni i just ate a 16 inch cold cut grinder with exra pepperoni from milano's do you think ill get chimpanzee ass

Mr. Formaggioni: ooo lou you shouldn't have done that your ass is gonna be burning like a rich lazy jew

by loudog413 December 2, 2010

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Champagne

When you drink an excessive amount of alcohol to try to avoid, numb, or dismiss all of the pain and struggles that you deal with at any given point in time.

There is no need to champagne. We are all here for you.

by Niggasaintshit12 May 15, 2018

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champaigne

Pronounced: /SHam ' pān / Champaigne is a feminine given name meaning ambitious and courageous, popularized mostly by French but commonly given to Native Americans, French, and African-Americans.

My daughter is going to be named Champaigne because I bet she is going to be ambitious and courageous.

by universekid June 14, 2018

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Champagne party

A classy term for a pregame get together before a ball, dance, or banquet. Most commonly before highschool proms, teens will get together at ones house to partake in getting intoxicated off of alcohol (champagne ussually for the special event) and/or marijuana.

Hey stacey, if you're trying to have a lit time at prom come to my champagne party at my house. The dance starts at seven so be at my place at 5 ;)

by Yunglegend720 June 1, 2018

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