choad shiner

The act of jacking off a choad. The owner of the choad must rub the choad in a wax on, wax off motion in order for ejaculation.

tony: yo dude i beat it like five times yesterday.

andrew: i thought you had a choad

tony: yeah i had to use the choad shiner technique

by deezballsniggah August 8, 2009

Chagrid

a female resembling hagrid from harry potter due to a mass of dark hair.

Kait- Hey paul what do you think of that girl?

Paul- Not my type, she a bit of a chagrid.

by moobette February 12, 2010

Choad-Bucket

An uber cheapskate; one who is worth less than a load on the wall; a man as savory as a bucket full of small, slimy, fat cocks.

That guy with the hairpiece who totalled your car and then offered you a twenty to "forget about it" was a total choad-bucket!

by tauhntow December 30, 2009

choadenitus

the condition of having a choad.

dude: hurry up and keep jerking!
chick: i cant get a good grip!
dude: i told you i have choadenitus!

by im-not-real August 29, 2010

Chaguckle

the dumb giggle/chuckle belted by one (usually during a moment of silence) when they think of something really funny in their heads and everyone gives them that weird look

Aw man, I felt so dumb after i thought about last Tuesday and let out a chaguckle...

Dude!!! I remembered when I walked in on your sister taking a huge, stinky ass dump and it made me chaguckle! I turned bright red and wet my pants when the whole church congregation stared at me during silent prayer.....

by NaaastyNaaate October 21, 2010

choadgargler

person who sucks short, fat penises

Hey, choadgargler, how's the dicksucking business

by Zoombah February 24, 2014

choacking the chicken

When a chickens inner areas are used for masturbation.

Dude, you should try the pocket pussy instead of choacking the chicken!

by Kgifugk September 3, 2016