The Chinese grenade is a sex move where the male waits till at climax then will run out and charge in while cumming to try in blow it into her face it gets the Chinese part for it's tendency to malfunction
by Yetus ketus November 02, 2020
When a male is near climax he will run at full speed at the women's face while simultaneously trying to cum there's a 50% chance the male Will cum that's why it has its name the Chinese grenade.
Jimmy tried to chinese grenade his wife but he had a malfunction and just smacked his balls in her face
by Yetus ketus November 02, 2020
When someone who aint asian is built like an asian. Or you just ugly as fuck and not asian, it goes both ways
by Disdickitty6912 January 23, 2019
by Frankfrink December 08, 2016
"That lad gave it to his concubine harder than a Chinese cowboy "
"He and his team gave her the 'Chinese Cowboy"
"He and his team gave her the 'Chinese Cowboy"
by CHROME POLE October 06, 2019
The act of placing one's own testicles into a woman's anus, and then twisting her a full 360 degrees, which will physically twist your own testicles, causing either great pain or pleasure depending on personal preference.
Ryan: Hey How'd last night go with Catrina?
Jordan: Pretty good, I performed a Chinese loophole on her, absolutely wrecked me balls like but she found it pleasurable.
Jordan: Pretty good, I performed a Chinese loophole on her, absolutely wrecked me balls like but she found it pleasurable.
by Roast Chicken May 27, 2014
The sound made from shaking your hips butt naked at a pace that causes your balls to smack your taint and belly button in a pendulum motion.
by TheYUPG July 20, 2021