CHEETOED

When a client convinces a lawyer to lie for them in court and they lose licenses

When someone convinces someone to lose everything they worked for by committing a crime.

A con man convinced his lawyer to lie and she got caught, now she is Cheetoed.

by Messiejanders March 10, 2023

Cheeto Dust Taco

When a woman has neglected her self-respect and personal hygiene to the point of masturbating after eating a bag of Cheetos, or any other cheese snack for that matter, without cleaning off her fingers. The result is a Cheeto Dust Taco.

Bro, I was going to go down on that girl from the bar, but when I pulled her panties down I found a Cheeto Dust Taco

by minitrampoline March 12, 2023

cheeto hooping

When one approaches a scrumptiously gauged ear, and asks the gaugee if they would be willing to participate in the sacred cheeto hooping sacrifice. Once the sacrifice cheeto has been selected from the bottom of the bag, the cheeto will be probed into the gauged lobe. The cheeto recipient must enthusiastically bite at minimum 50% of sacrifice cheeto through the gauge. Bonus points: When a couple whispers sweet nothings into the gaugee’s ear. Small nibble optional.

Omg bro my girlfriend wanted to go cheeto hooping at the bar. We did it… It was kinda hot.

by chestercheetah69420 November 27, 2022

Cheeto

Alyssa

"Ohhh Cheeto..."

by Pinky, Brain, and Napolean May 11, 2023

Cheeto

Girl with broken finger.

Oh cheetoooooooo

by Pinky, Brain, and Napolean May 12, 2023

Cheeto

A term used to describe a crooked pinky finger.

"DID YOU SEE THAT CHICKS CHEETO?"
"Fuck me, Cheeto!"

by Pinky, Brain, and Napolean May 18, 2023

Cheeto energy

A person with cheeto energy is usually someone who is chaotic and unpredictable, or someone who seems like the kind of person to enjoy eating cheetos.

Kyle: "IM GONNA THROW YOY ALL OUT OF THE WINDOW AHAHAAHAJAKK"

Guy: "Man, Kyle's really got dat cheeto energy"

by Fekfkek July 19, 2023