crystal castles

An electronic music duo that, if you believe them, weren't meant to be a band. Supposedly, their song Alice Practice (which happens to have an amazingly beautiful and totally unexpected melody with soul-wrenching indiscernible vocals), is really just Alice practicing. I think they said once that they used a keyboard with a nintendo soundcard. The two members are Claudio and Alice, and although they aren't signed yet, they should be. They're named after She-ra's home, NOT crystal meth (which is what I thought at first.) You can find all their music on myspace or limewire.

I just listened to Crystal Castles for about an hour and I think my life is complete.

by rachaelwithana September 30, 2007

Castrate

Cutting off a guys balls

im going to castrate you you and shove them down your throat

by lostinyaloveee February 16, 2017

Sperm Castle

Sperm Castles are constructed by bored/jobless whores who suck off multiple guys a day and spit their loads into the individual compartments of an ice tray. They then freeze the sperm and create Sperm Cubes. Sperm Cubes are then used by the whore to construct miniature castles which are either gifted to friends or sold. Prices vary on design intricacy and also based on how many different types of ethnicity are represented in the castle's semen makeup. The greater the variety in semen, the more expensive the castle goes for on the market.

The Sperm Castle Foundation is in the process of of constructing a life-size sperm castle hotel, where guests can pay a premium rate per night. The hotel is said to have (9) sperm cube bars, (144) sperm cube igloos, and multiple sperm luge rides. It is the foundation's hope to break the records set by the original Ice Hotel in Jukkasjärvi, Sweden.

"Where is that whore?"
"She's at home making sperm castles."

"Why didn't Dillon come out tonight?"
"He's helping Cassie build a sperm castle."

"Hey, where are you going with my load?"
*Spit* "I am collecting it for my sperm castle."

by Sperm Castle Inc. January 31, 2010

tuna castle roll

When you take a dunce hat and you stick it in a woman's vagina, resembling a funnel. Then, you pour in gravy and minced canned cat food and a half cup of milk. Then, leave the funnel in her vagina and go out to your local fishing spot and catch five or six fillet-sized bluegill. Next, go back to the funnel-vagina, whip out a blender, put the bluegill in the blender and blend until there is bluegill gravy. Then you pour the bluegill gravy into the funnel. Make sure all of the liquids have left the funnel into the vaginal cavity and remove the funnel. Let the mixture ferment for three hours. Next, you start to fuck her by sliding your penis in and out so when the penis come out, it makes a sticky sensation and the liquid drips off like saliva off of one's chin. Do this repeatedly until one achieves an orgasm and then stick your nose into her vagina and the smell should smell like tuna casserole.

My friend Larry and his girlfriend just did a tuna castle roll and the whole house reeks.

by wwefan5220000 April 9, 2011

Castro Valley

A small unincorporated area unfortunately stuck in the middle of Oakland, Hayward and San Ramon. While the schools used to be good, now they are full of inner-district transfers of students who generally do poorly at their respective schools in their cities so Castro Valley gets students who are academically challenged and just don't give a shit about it because they don't live in the area and don't care if it brings the values of the homes in the area down (for all the people saying the housing is overpriced it's because the schools USED to be good and people wanted their kids to go to them). Furthermore, it isn't known for ghetto kids because Castro Valley is FAR from it. It was known for chickens (try brushing up on history). People who live in Castro Valley aren't racist or ghetto because 90% of the people you see daily aren't from there.

Dude, what's happening to CV? Everyone is trying to act ghetto.

That's cuz they're not really from Castro Valley. They're inner-district transfers. No wonder our schools are going to shit.

by agirl3236 October 17, 2008

New Castle Girl

A New Castle girl is someone who was born and resides in New Castle Delaware, and never leaves because they actually think New Castle is a great place to be. They are trashy and think they are tough. They have lots of babies at a young age by different men, and sometimes even live in Dobbinsville. For people who don't know what Dobbinsville is, it is the crappiest little neighborhood right next to Old New Castle. I guess you can call them townhouses but they look like shacks and no one has teeth or a job. The person who commented on the original definition of New Castle is most definitely a New Castle Girl. I know because I actually knew her family when she was a baby. Long line of New Castle Trash!!!!!

"talk trash and spit blood", yea that is exactly something a New Castle Girl would say!

by Jdubb619 October 16, 2008

Storm the Rusty Castle

When eating out a girl, you repeatedly thrust your nose into her anus.

Dave: Hey, how'd your date go last night?

Art: It started out well, but when we got back to her apartment she wanted me to storm the rusty castle

Dave: That's really nasty dude

Art: Yeah, I'm not calling her for a second date any time soon.

by KISSarmysoldier August 14, 2011