'I'd eat carrots'

When a girl is so hott that you would eat carrots out of her butt.

Me: Yo that girl is so hot
Friend: Yeah man 'I'd eat carrots'
Me: Yeah dude, for days

by tcasey70 October 24, 2011

Carrot Bottom

A newlywed Millenial that buys foreign luxury vehicles and is overly concerned/astonished with how others have accumulated their wealth, exposing their lack of self esteem and overall mental meekness.

Mike told me the other day while driving his new Volvo that carrot top must be a multimillionaire through gay porn because how else could he possibly make that much money. Mike is such a carrot bottom.

by Sipowitz December 3, 2018

carrot crunching cowboy

A man who enjoys another mans penis in his mouth. He enjoys nibbling on the other mans bellend. He would also be described as a gay, sailor, homosexual or prick.

That Grant is a carrot crunching cowboy, i hate the bastard.
Come on then you carrot crunching cowboy lets go some.

by AAnnoonn June 11, 2006

Snap your Carrot

Without warning, to snap into a fit of blind rage quite often brought on by the actions of others.

A general term used to describe the behavior of someone who is easily upset.

Can also be used for someone with head noise who is experiencing an 'episode.'

Don't snap your carrot over something so trivial mate.

by Poocey Bear June 6, 2010

Lesbian Carrot Sauce

When you throw a taco full of semen at a lesbian as punishment for your eternal suffering.

I gave her a taste of Lesbian Carrot Sauce.

by TheWettestDream February 1, 2017

I Carrot You

Between I hate you and I loathe you

I Carrot You Raul

by quierotuspapas August 6, 2019

Who eat carrots

Louis Tomlinson: I like girls who eat carrots
Directioners girls: eats carrots everday since.

I like girls who eat carrots

Omw to get a carrot and eat

by Fucksimonandlovelarry May 10, 2021