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Clam Cracker

An individual who fucks different women on the daily, pro status.
Bill cracked Tina's clam on Sunday, Jessica's clam on Monday, Ashley's clam on Tuesday, and Macy's clam today. What a clam cracker.
by Billiam Beezy November 8, 2010
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chair cracker

Same as couch potato or sofa spud.Someone who sits in a chair eating saltine crackers while watching TV,playing video games ,or on the computer.Usually in a roomy chair
I just sat in the chair watching Glee,on sunday so I was a chair cracker
by Mannishdude1 February 27, 2012
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Pussy Cracker

The act of your sexual partner making you cum. He then takes a cracker, soaks up your cum and feeds it to you.
Sheila was hungry so Joe gave her a pussy cracker to eat.
by Niknicole December 4, 2015
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western family cracker

Often refers to white people who wear wal-mart shoes, or show other signs of noticeable poverty. "Western Family" refers to a company that sells cheaper products (Including crackers) at grocery stores.
"You're such a western family cracker."

"Tell that to the ugly, two-cent hooker you like to visit all the time."
by I'm the Pope, And You're not. September 29, 2007
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Pile it on a Cracker

An innuendo used in the town of Jacksonville, Florida. Used usually around thanksgiving time. When used correctly there is a slight emphasis at the end of the phrase on the word "cracker".
" Jaime and that girl look like there hitting it off, he is gonna pile it on a cracker tonight"

"She better be careful with those cream cheese stains"
by That's what! Cheese head! December 3, 2009
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Hit the Cracker

A game played in which several males stand in a circle around a cracker and jack off. They all try to hit the cracker when they shoot, and whoever hits farthest from the cracker has to eat the cracker.
After playing hit the cracker, Eddy chowed down for missing, maybe on purpose
by Noah Fliction November 19, 2010
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