ass cabbage

An ass cabbage is:

1.) A douchebag
2.) A fat chick
3.) Someone who likes to insert cabbages into their rectal openings

"Emily, you are such an ass cabbage."

"No Mike, Jew's aren't interesting, they are just ass cabbagers."

by Peter627 December 3, 2007

cabbage roll

A person of Eastern European or Russian descent, often used in a derogatory manner.

That damn cabbage roll stole my car.

by Rob McKenzie September 11, 2005

Chloe Carnage

Ultimate myspace whore. Probably better than Jeffree Star. Fierce and stunning, Chloe Carnage is a household name, spanning her talent and fame worldwide. She is the new an upcoming sensation. This bitch starts trends.

"I saw Chloe Carnage wearing army pants and flip flops, so I bought army pants and flip flops"

by CRNGFAN69 November 12, 2009

Sally Slap Cabbage

A female who is clinically retarded in every sense of the word. Has to wear a helmet anywhere she goes.

Look at that girl drooling ... a complete Sally Slap Cabbage.

by Lora Logic January 19, 2009

Cabbage

A Stupid Person.
Someone Who Does Not Understand What Is Going On.
A Person Takes Ages To Catch On.

'Oh My God, Lily! Your Such A Cabbage!'

by Imogene Burgess August 3, 2007

Cabbage Patch Arms

Fat person who has arms and elbows that resemble that of a cabbage patch kid dolls.

Ew, that bitch got cabbage patch arms!

by Doppleganger387 April 21, 2011

Cabbage Creeper

N. A guy who constantly tries to get with smelly girls. This person has no standards whatsoever, and will openly get with anything or anyone, even a person that smells as bad as cabbage.

Jeff: Yo dude did you see that gurl that Ryan was hittin it with last night?
Eric: Ya man she fuckin' smelled like ass, he's sucha Cabbage Creeper!

by YourBetchness December 7, 2011