Calling it a day

A day that resists definition, that ends only when you hand the phone over to the person beside you. It's late and you realize you're hungry. Then suddenly you know there was one more thing to say but you've already handed it over. For a moment you realize that unless you press it firmly closed your thoughts will flap in the warm wind. Until then, the person on the other end will follow you in the wrong direction. What you said will never be what you meant, an imperfect urban plan. Some day in the past, the entire conversation would have taken place in letters. You would have pressed firmly closed what you never said. The person beside you hangs up.

You're always so busy I don't want to interrupt you. I took it as encouragement that you even wanted to talk. This is calling it a day.

by Rayhsu Alexleslie April 21, 2010

Calfing

To utilze the leg as method of sexual stimulation by inserting the limb calf deep into either the anus or vagina of a willing or unwilling recipient.

Steve was caught calfing Jenny in the bathroom at Denny's last weekend! Shit was up to his knee!

by TeamMP February 28, 2011

dirty calvin

When you and a female parter are having anal sex, she has to take a poop, so you pull out let her take the poop then you put it back up her buttox then u give her anal then you take the poop and put it in your buttox

" Oh damn! Me and that Bitch had a crazy night we had a dirty calvin"

by Zach Harrington January 11, 2009

Calindel

A game player that believes they are more skilled than their gameplay shows.

That Calindel thinks he has skills, but he seriously sucks.

by Kaldair February 5, 2009

Calvin Cycle

Contrary to popular belief, the Calvin Cycle does not refer to the process of photosynthesis in plants. It refers to the online Internetainer Leafyishere. Similar to the Keemstar Cycle, the cycle follows as such:

1. Bullying

2. YouTube Drama
3. Shitty Behavior Backfires
4. Plays Victim

The Calvin Cycle is almost certain to coincide with the Keemstar Cycle.

"Did you see how Leafy pulled a typical Calvin cycle last week."

"One week the Keemstar Cycle, followed suite by the Calvin Cycle. When will this madness end."

by jranthony98 October 18, 2016

Tru Calling

Do-mi-so ring on Nokia

Hey dude ur dads callin u and ur ring is tru calling.

by mattytatateyo November 4, 2003

calvin

Nearest relative to Kelvin ie... degrees Kelvin a measrue of both hot and cold...much like this persons basketball skills, except he is usually cold. So cold that he is usually red or black, red like Nebraska and black like the black shirts....both of which suck.... oh yeah and red and black may be his new hair color, mixed with a little dander.

try Calvin Kadavay ie camel (toe) Kadavay

by big deacon December 14, 2008