California Subway 

When a woman/ man is performing oral sex on a man and while they Deep Throat they stick their tongue out so they can lick the man’s testicles at the same time.

HOLY SHIT! Did you see the new pic that leaked on to the internet of Adam Lambert doing the California Subway on Boy George?

California Subway by Urban Dragon May 22, 2009

California Mudslinger 

During intercourse when a man relives his bowels in a woman's vagina, she then attempts to hold in the fecal matter as long as possible in till it splatters out over the mans chest.

Hey Eddie do you want to watch me get a California Mudslinger from Kim tonight?

Hell yeah dude my chest still reeks from the one Lucy gave me last night.

California Mudslinger by bendovermeyers March 23, 2011

California Sunship 

When a man jerks off onto the girls chest on the beach in the sun. She then waits for it to dry and eats the dried crusted jizz.

Gurpreet: "Hey Danny, wanna give me a california sunship"

Danny: "Depends, are you willing to eat it ALL?"

Gurpreet: "I am SO hungry."

California Sunship by Poon Slayer <3 <3 <3 October 11, 2011

California Whopper 

When attempting to create a dutch oven, you either push too hard or mistake solid pressure for gas pressure and end up dumping in the bed.

Zeke was going to pull a dutch oven on his lady, but pushed too hard and made a California Whopper.

California Whopper by Noissim Sorb. September 5, 2011

California Girl 

Stereotype: easy, dumb, tan, hot blonde.

Reality: Well, that stereotype's mostly a Southern Cali girl...But there's actually a lot more diversity in California, not just white girls. In Northern California the girls are generally smarter, and not as tan, but still really hot. Everyone's friendly in California. They don't go to the beach every day, though. Although there are a fair share of blondes, I think the best thing about California girls is there's so much diversity, so there a lot of different girls to choose from. They're not all that easy to get, though.

Person 1: dude, look at that blonde slut! she looks like an wasy lay, must be a California girl !!

Person 2: okay, have you ever actually gone to California? there are way more dumb blondes in the midwest, why do you associate that whore with California?

Person 1: haven't you heard the katy perry song??

Person 2: ...

California Girl by mypseudonymisanonymous May 14, 2011

California Hot Pocket 

The sexual act of taking a dump into a mans open butthole and churning it up with an egg beater. The resulting poo will reflect that of somebody who eats Hot Pockets.

You, the pooper, proceed to take a massive bloody dump onto the other persons face and scream out "VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!"

Also known as the: "Ceizer Shavez"

Dude, what's the bloody mess all over your face?

It's Fred, he crapped on my face...

California Hot Pocket, huh?


yup...

nice..

California Hot Pocket by Von Mannshaft February 25, 2009

california style 

A strange form of masterbation where (if right handed) you lift your right leg up and put your right arm underneath your right leg. You then proceed to whack off with your arm underneath your leg. To be done correctly, the inside of your elbow should be rubbing against the bottom of your thigh

holy hell, I've never done anything crazy, but I shalacked the meat California style last night, and it was sweet!

california style by Brian H October 13, 2005