"Man, that party was awesome last night especially when we were getting down on Couch Clubbing"
"Hey, you want to come over and do some couch clubbing"
"Hey, you want to come over and do some couch clubbing"
by JiggyJam October 15, 2009
by OG Showtime March 20, 2016
When you're desperate for food, just go searching through the couch cushions for a meal!
usually noticable when a large woman stands up from sitting on the couch, with the powdery cheese stuff from the cheetos stuck to the rear of her clothes..sometimes maybe even an entire actual cheeto smushed into her flab that she doesn't notice.
usually noticable when a large woman stands up from sitting on the couch, with the powdery cheese stuff from the cheetos stuck to the rear of her clothes..sometimes maybe even an entire actual cheeto smushed into her flab that she doesn't notice.
Annie was so hungry that when she awoke, she dropped down on all fours, paying special attention to the underside of the couch, for sustenance..mm, couch cheetos.
by *smiles* June 06, 2004
to get very very stoned and sit/lay on the couch for hours upon hours and consuming larges amounts of food.
by killtheghoul March 16, 2007
A person who camps out on the damn couch all the time complaining about why they can't work because of a disability, fucked up surgery, or whatever. Generally someone you have to put up to get something else.
Hey, I'm cruising by Scotty's for a sack, wanna come?
Nah, I know that John will be there...
C'mon it won't be that long...
Fuck that couch monkey. C-ya.
Nah, I know that John will be there...
C'mon it won't be that long...
Fuck that couch monkey. C-ya.
by mhibma April 26, 2006
A one armed coach. The name "fainting couch" originated in the 1920's when women wore their corsets so tight that they would faint due to loss of oxygen to the brain
by skylarskank July 11, 2008
A metaphorical couch in which a female sits on if she acted in a whorish manner the night before or engaged in sexual activity with someone who is not considered a significant other.
"Hey girls, I have a confession...I was on the whore couch last night."
"With who?"
"That guy from Delta Chi, I don't know his name."
"With who?"
"That guy from Delta Chi, I don't know his name."
by 214 Bailey April 14, 2008