Children

The little demons that keep you awake at night.

Children: the reason why you have that gun at your bedside table.

by Figo3 April 09, 2018

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Little humans that are easily prayed on by older men

I Love to watch children in the Park from very far away

by Overachiever69 June 03, 2020

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Children means those tiny little devils that run around causing havoc.

"Damn it, Laura! I didn't know that we're gonna have so many children!"

by ash da legend October 06, 2023

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Children r saggy!

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Children are a pain

I don’t want children because they suck

by AnayahCHILEEE May 01, 2022

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Nose-picking, booger-eating, germ-spreading, defiant little farts who cry for no frickin reason at all. (A.K.A. smaller humans).

by Clill Binton October 18, 2019

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children

little pieces of shit who are somehow always sticky and who throw hissy fits over the tiniest inconvenience

“awh when are you gonna have children??”
“NEVER fml i despise them”

by mooimaria November 21, 2021

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