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capitalism

A system where 90% of us work long hours at stupid jobs to line the pockets of some stupid rich CEO who doesn't deserve it.
capitalism sucks
-another 9-5 worker
by СукаБлять June 19, 2021
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Capital Gains Tax

CGT is a tax levied on the profit when individuals (except Angela Rayner MP) sell an asset.
That Angela Rayner, I've heard she's a big Maggie Thatcher fan, being particularly impressed with Maggie's 1980 Housing Act, which enabled council house tenants to buy (and sell) their council house. Hang on, I hear Rayner has not only broken electoral law by saying she is registered as living at said council house, but is in fact living down the road with husband and kids. She has also failed to pay capital gains tax on the profit made when she sold the council house.
On well, good on her! Hold on a minute, what's her role in the current Labour government - Secretary of State for Housing, Communities and Local Government - NO !!!!! You've got to be pulling my plonker!
by Wasitpolad October 13, 2024
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GanBJraSTa CaPitaL

Generation's and BENNINGFIELD Jr as the ALMIGHTY capital of little Rock ReLbJrALoods IN RED DOUBJRAGS and rELBJraLUDS in BLUE DOUBJRAGS. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR 🇺🇸. 🇺🇸.
I invented and made and created GANBJrASTA capital. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior. 🇺🇸.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq November 8, 2021
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Great use of Capital Letters

When you are marking someone’s English you would say ‘Great use of capital letters!’ Instead of ‘great use of vocabulary!’
Good work George you used a great use of capital letters!
by RYeet2308 November 25, 2019
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BEJROVBOOTY GANBJRASTAS CAPITAL 1

Red stone RELBJALOODS 🔴 AND BLUE UNITY RELBJALUDS 💙 DOUBJrags as in dragons 🐉 🐲. Player 1 will have to play with BJ sang and rose's if player 1 jumps all the red and blue and green army men then he will have to jump the crime boss after all the army men is out player 1 will have 10 credits just to win the whole game player 2 will have the army men and the crime boss player 1 will have BJ sang and rose's and the 10 credits to master the game. By LBJ as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
I invented and made and created bejrovbooty ganbjrastas capital 1. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 11, 2022
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True Capitalism

Switzerland is very close to True Capitalism whereas The USA is more Keynesian
by President Thomas Jefferson January 1, 2021
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Capitalism

Capitalism is the thing you discuss with a random stranger at Chillox.
"Do you mind if I sit and talk to you about capitalism, random stranger at Chillox?"
by Sam the Phunny guy September 9, 2021
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