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Spartacus Breakfast

The veritable breakfast of champions which consists solely of a cigarette with coffee and/or hard liquor.
No way this playa getting though No Nut November without a Spartacus Breakfast each morning.
by ShiverBeyondAppalling November 7, 2023
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Monkey's Breakfeast

When the man inserts a banana in the woman's vagina and eats the banana while performing oral sex. It got popular after a couple in New York told thier friends and the girl said it felt amazing.
Last night we did the Monkey's Breakfeast, it was amazing!
by tikihead January 19, 2010
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duck's breakfast

I woke up in the garage feeling rotten, I was only fit for a duck's breakfast
by roaryourarseoff June 5, 2013
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adam's breakfast

An Adam's Breakfast is the trump card in any Pick Up Artist's (PUA) repository. The morning after, the PUA quickly whips up the lady/ladies a gourmet breakfast while she/they are asleep and then promptly after breakfast, has sex with her/them.

Notes:
The breakfast should include Hollandaise Sauce.
Sex the night before may or may not have occurred.
Guy 1: "This poison chick stayed over last night man!"
Guy 2: "AND?!? Details man!!"
Guy 1: "Well she didn't put out until I gave her an Adam's Breakfast..."
Hooded Random: "And then he FUCKED HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!"
by mous_se February 9, 2015
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Cash Money Breakfast

A word from a Lil Wayne song: Fireman
When a women is so desperate for some cash she will even eat jizz early in the morning.
Sparkly moaned as Jason came in her mouth at 6 am. As he unloaded Jason screamed CASH MONEY BREAKFAST!
by Cowbull666777 August 23, 2016
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threw him a breakfast

(of a woman): To sleep with a man (then have breakfast afterward, hence the term) for some material gain, usually some sort of inside or confidential information not publicly known.

Not to be mistaken with prostitution in usual sense. In this case the payment is not monetary and the quid pro quo aspect is not necessarily arranged beforehand though the understanding is that the sex isn't free or spontaneous.
Atty one: Wow, how you did find out the VP of finance was skimming off the deal with the state?

Atty two: I met his deputy last week and threw him a breakfast.
by valkyriebiker October 31, 2017
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Five Dollar Nigga Breakfast

Cheap ass unhealthy breakfast you get at the corner store

A Bacon Egg and Cheese ($3.50)
Arizona Iced Tea ($1.00)
And a Honey Bun (50¢)
Ay bro we out this bitch lemmie get a five dollar nigga breakfast and catch third for my attendance
by MarioKartEpicness June 15, 2018
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