boofed

Unexpectedly blindsided/dumped by a (wouldbe)girlfriend. From the word 'bufu', short for butt fuck. If you are a hetero, the last thing you expect would happen or would want to happen.

I been boofed.
Kary boofed me.

by Been Boofed Myself March 22, 2004

Booze Cruise

When you are so drunk that you think the more you booze, the more likely you are to win a cruise.

Man, Pace is trying to win that booze cruise tonight!

by Dr.Wow June 9, 2011

Milf Boobed

The experience on Facebook when you send a private Facebook gift to someone and you find out that all your friends see it in your Facebook status.

I was Milf Boobed! I sent a joke gift on Facebook of image of a lady with big boobs and the title was Milf Boobs and I didn't realize that everyone in my friend list would see it.

by pboob March 19, 2009

Boozer

A drunken loser who drinks beer all day in front of the tv.

"You fuckin' boozer!"

by Jim July 22, 2003

boofed

getting dunked on in basketball

damn nigga just boofed it on you !!

by Swiftyy February 8, 2017

Boofed

When A person Or Friend In the Bathroom has Taken a Dump and Didn't Flush.

*Enters Bathroom* OMLAWD What is THAT STENCH OH GOD!!! SOMEONE DEAD JUST ''Boofed'' AND DIDN'T CONSIDER OTHER PEOPLE WOULD COME IN HERE *Runs out bathroom In a dash*

by Day_Cheeto May 18, 2018

booze balls

n: Syndrome aquired when one attempts to, or wants to, get drunk, but fails to for whatever reason. (Derived from the term Blue Balls)

"Dude, I wanted to get drunk so bad last night, but I had to drive my stupid grandmother to the hospital. Dammit, now I have booze balls."

by Landan September 5, 2008