cum blockers

Anything blocking orgasmic fluids from approaching the desired destination, particularly in the face. Such as glasses, goggles, sunglasses, etc

Bitch take off those cum blockers, I wanna make sure I get yo whole face glazed!

by chris_7283591 May 16, 2006

lock-blocked

when someone thwarts your plan to dye hair.

"dude! i wanted to dye hair yesterday and you wanted to go clubbing! you totally lock-blocked me!"

by raychelle August 1, 2008

blocked

When you have smoked so much cannabis, marijuana, weed, skunk, rocky, pollen etc. That you can no longer feel the effects of smoking it.

"We will get a fat bag of skunk,get pure blocked"

by adam2k7 January 2, 2007

clock blocked

When you can't see the time on the bedside clock because objects are blocking it from view.

Move your tissue boxes somewhere else - I keep getting clock blocked!

by clockblocker April 18, 2010

Ghost Blocked

When you try to hook up with someone and they keep mentioning someone elses name who is not there.

I tried to hook up with Sarah last night, but I kept getting ghost blocked by some guy named david.

by Jdubb29 January 16, 2015

Hookie bocker

A person who is odd behaving. When a friend does something that is really dumb for no apparent reason and you don't want to call them s dumb ass.

That hookie bocker set himself on fire tryin to light the grill with a fart and a lighter yesterday. Dork IDIOT dumbass

by Big Ben Schip June 16, 2017

Cock-blocked

So today I got asked what does cock-blocked mean because I over heard one of me friends talking about it so I told this cock-blocked means to get in the way of your friend or aquentence that's trying to get it.

When tom tried to talked to Lucy he got cock-blocked by her friends.
You ain't getting laid today buddy boy

by roxxyfoxxyy November 8, 2018