beaver helmet

The soft pink skin that covers and protects the clitoris. During full arousal the beaver helmet retracts to expose the clitoris.

I pushed back her beaver helmet to lick her clit.

by jaz October 19, 2004

all about the beave

A person who's primary goal in life, is to have as much sex with the female gender, as humanly possible. Perpetually unattached romantically, they care nothing for the notion of descretion. Completely uninhibited in their behaviour, they will fornicate anywhere, with anyone, at anytime. Often are either revered, or despised for their qualities.

"He's a nice guy. But don't expect any type of relationship from him. Because he's all about the beave."

by D. Gould February 19, 2006

rat-infested beaver killer

A herpes infected male genital that is often times very large and can potentially cause mortal pain to a woman's beaver.

Anne - "No way I would hook up with Ryan. I heard he has a rat-infested beaver killer!"

by Pretty Rikky June 11, 2009

Beaver's Oooohh

When you thrust in a uncontrollable way while shouting beaver's ooooh. Orginated off Soccer am Allsports Show when one of the presenters who supported the oregon beavers thrusted while shouted beavers oooh and now its god dam legend

Presenter1: I reckon Beaver's are doing well this season........
GO! Beaver's Oooohh (thrusting actions)

Presenter2: your not allowed to do that

Presenter1: ok srry.................(walking away).........
Beaver's Oooohh (quick sneaky thrust)

by Louispa February 8, 2006

beaver

Another name for the Vagina

Show us your beaver!

by Jesse.m.20 May 15, 2005

Beave

A beave is a couple that are never separated from each other and are together as much as possible. When they are together they won't mix with the others in the group and will just spend their time gazing into each others eyes. Conversations between them is often limted to "Yes...no....yes...no....YES....Noooo....mmm"
Beave couples are often so wrapped up in each other that its hard to tell whos limbs are whose. At night they are best left alone as they are probably having sex.

The longer a Beave couple stay together the more they will lose their identity. Throwing things at them has absolutely no effect.

"Omg those two are turning into Beave"
"Beave are at it again. Their hair is so similar from the back you can't tell who is who"
"I think Beave are having sex in the playground again. RUN!"

by Tea from India? August 17, 2009

Beaverlodge

A small, grungy town in northern Alberta which is known for its gratuitous amounts of narcotics, trampy women, constant gusting winds that turn a nice, sunny day into a miserable one and, most importantly, its giant beaver statue.

People will only ever live in Beaverlodge for one of two reasons: (1) to make money (which is generally in abundance because nobody actually wants to be there) or (2) because they're too poor to leave. This often occurs because people are bored and resort to narcotics for recreational purposes.

While utterly depressing and generally the most uninteresting place you'll ever see, the few people who are able to maintain a relatively healthy level of sanity while living in Beaverlodge are able to do so through the enactment of downward social comparison, i.e. comparing themselves to the people of Wembley, Horse Lake, and Hythe -neighbouring communities.

Beaverlodgian: "Oh... My... Gosh... I hate my life. I think I'll go end it upon that needlessly ugly giant beaver statue".

*A Wemblian, Horse-Laker, and a Hythian walk by*

Beaverlodgian: "Well, I guess Beaverlodge isn't THAT bad... Maybe I'll just go snort some coke instead"

by JPaps December 20, 2010