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A lucky bastard is a person who is in a relationship with someone who is way out of their league in terms of physical beauty, understanding, and love. The lucky bastard's partner is so madly in love with them that even the scent of their body is irresistible. It is a term used to express envy towards someone who has found such an amazing partner.

Example of the usage of the term "lucky bastard":

Person 1: Have you seen John's girlfriend? She's drop-dead gorgeous and so smart too.

Person 2: Yeah, I know, he's such a lucky bastard.

Person 1: I heard she loves the scent of his body so much that she wants to inhale it from his neck.

Person 2: Wow, that's insane! He really is a lucky bastard.

Lucky Bastard by Fucking lucky bastard February 20, 2023

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Frost-Headed Bastard

An unfavorable person who has a frosted hair style, making them look ridiculous.

Stop spending all of your money on haircare, you Frost-headed bastard.

Frost-Headed Bastard by TAS September 4, 2005

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Tommy-pick a bastard

( the Tommy must always be with a capital T, in commemoration of the Thompson submachine gun): to kill a police officer or g-man using , as the name suggests, a Tommy gun.

If you are going to Tommy-pick a bastard, you might as well become a brave patriot and die a death worthy of John Dillinger or Baby Face Nelson

Tommy-pick a bastard by Uncle Dimma June 1, 2016

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green tea bastard

The male version of a green tea bitch.

You know that Andrei that always acted like he was a lonely 12 year old? He slept with his friends wife. What a green tea bastard!

green tea bastard by launcestonelliot August 3, 2017

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