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sperm burping granny banger 

the answer to end all discussion, friendly or foe, concerning moms, sisters, girlfriends, significant others, et. al.
Statement: Your (mom, sister, et. cetera) is such a whore, she was busy getting mushroom stamped by the lollipop guild while the seven dwarfs where tunneling their way down the big rock candy mountain!
Reply: shut up you sperm burping granny banger!
Response: .... nothing.... that's right.... nothing
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DOODLE BANGER 

calling homo with a small willy
Oi John you fucking doodle banger

queer banger 

One who has sex with queers, aka a homosexual.
That kid yelled at Peter and called him a queer banger, so Peter turned the wheel and ran the kid down with his car.
queer banger by O'Con November 14, 2005

Ro-Banger 

A Ro-Banger is a Roblox player who is constantly playing RP games and RoTinder, such as, Royale HighSchool, Bloxburg. Also, to find a Ro-Banger they will be wearing some designer clothes and you can catch them with the freckles face and also you can find them wearing the ice arm. Also, you can find them playing "The streets". Lastly, a Ro-Banger is someone who only hangs with people with robux.
You're such a stupid Ro-Banger!
Ro-Banger by HunchoManny November 22, 2018

Bible Banger 

A sausage, first called "Bible Banger" in Antioch c. 50 A.D.
Scottish Atheist: Hoot mon! What are ye havin' for breakfas'?

Baptist: Bible Bangers and Cock-a-Leekie Soup. But I just woke up, and I'll have to be at me Bible for a few minutes first. Bible before Bible Bangers, I always say.

Scottish Atheist: Aye, yer a foookin Bible Banger.

Baptist: Not so! Those ones in yon fryin' pan next to the pot o' Cock-a-Leekie soup is Bible Bangers. Shall I cook one up for ye, Friend Atheist?
Bible Banger by I. Wagner November 10, 2008

three banger 

three days sick leave,most likely spurious, usually Wed-Fri or Mon-Wed used when an employer requires a doctor's note if sick more than three days
A) John's called in sick again today

B) ..And tomorrow's Friday, he must be taking a three banger <chuckle>, he'll be in Monday!
three banger by hpolsixe December 31, 2007

twingle banger 

1. when a guy gets his dingle berry tickled by the tounge of another gay guy.

2. any association with a Willy Wonka candy and an opening
1. "Jesus Christ! Can I give you a twingle banger tonight Gary?"

2. Do you have any twingle bangers on the candy aisle?
twingle banger by MassACRE February 19, 2004