backwell

an incredibly disgusting breed of human. usually defined by promiscuity with rat shit. generally good posture and stable knees

oh backwell, you sly dog

by the boy with the toy duck March 23, 2009

Backseat Reader

Somebody who sits behind somebody else in a bus and looks over his shoulder to read the newspaper or book he is reading.

Backseat reader: Ooh, there were miners killed at Mozambique today
Man reading newspaper: Hey, stop reading my newspaper! Buy your own!

by amillionminutes July 16, 2009

backseat gamble

The act of intending to release a fart and accidently shitting one's pants instead.

I took a backseat gamble in WalMart and crapped out. It is important to note that the term was invented by the sleaze metal band Satan's Nipples from Greenville, SC.

by Conman31415 April 21, 2010

backseat freedom

The phrase has taken on two interpretations referring to either the old days when seatbelts weren't required, or the more popular risquè version alluding to getting frisky with a partner in the backseat of a vehicle.

"I'm a child of backseat freedom, baptised by rock and roll."

by Ze Übermensch July 21, 2017

Backend Mary

Refers to lighting a blunt while inside someone else’s anus.

“Damn dude I just backend Mary’d him!”

by nrnenendnfnndnrrn May 7, 2019

Backionism

Backionism is a belief of that when you die you will forget completely about your last life and if you were a good person you will go to a different universe in a good time period in that universe, and if you were a bad person then you would go to a different universe in a bad time period in that universe. The odds that you come back to Earth that we have right now is 1 in 2 trillion.

I believe in backionism.

by FlamgoFan24 April 29, 2020

backseat lover

The one doing the fucking in anal sex

I bent over and let my backseat lover do all the work

by Joe The Guy? July 9, 2021