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Awkward Sunfish

Used during an awkward situation as the term awkward turtle is used in. Except, the gesture of an awkward turtle looks more so than an awkward sunfish (the fish with a fin on its head, as well as its belly) laying on its side.
"Hi, I'm John. Its great that you agreed to this date, wait a minute, didnt you used to date my twin brother?"
*Awkward Sunfish*
by Baily Rae January 29, 2010
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Awkward Moment Maker

Someone that defines the awkward moment; they create the unusual atmosphere. These people are usually very sexy, know one knows why, they are just very sexy. Preferably by the name of Jon.
Gary is a Awkward Moment Maker but all they ladies love him

Girls want Alex because he is so sexy, but he is also a Awkward Moment Maker
by verysexyman September 15, 2010
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awkward mustache

when someone puts there index finger over their upper lip and thumb under their chin. (sometimes wiggling the index finger)

it just looks awkward
Girls: *changing in locker room* (not naked)
Boy: *walks in, wide eyes, and then walks out with out saying a word*

Girls: *look at each other* Ummmm.....? *Awkward mustache*
by awkwardhockeychick<3 January 26, 2011
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awkward physical exam

An awkward physical exam refers to when the doctor makes the patient stand up rather than lie down for a physical exam. Also an awkward physical exam refers to an erection during the test.
The teenager took an awkward physical exam while the doctor checked his scrotum and penis because it was required for cross country.
by doctaclonez March 17, 2011
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Epic Awkward

To be so awkward that people around you feel awkward themselves. To be this awkward one's family must also be awkward. Being super submissive helps too.
Usually when you are sitting you are partially lying down and have legs at a 90-degree over top of one another.
Everything you do is in the weirdest, most awkward way possible.
Jarome: Stop sitting like that your making me feel awkward
John: I can't help it
Harold: Epic Awkward!
by suchwell August 15, 2009
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Flying Awkward Turtles

this happens when a situation is so awkward if the turtles weren't flying they would cut the tension and all hell would break lose. However, if the tension is cut an immediate mob of more flying turtles, awkward turkeys, awkward peacocks and regular awkward turtles start to surround the situation. If there is a silence from the awkward situation for longer than 5-10 seconds then a giant Awkward killing shark comes along and eats everything in one bite, thus returning everything back to normal.
I was buying condoms in the sex isle at the store the other day, and my girlfriends dad walked up and started having a conversation with me about her. When he saw what i was buying, flying awkward turtles started to swarm above me. Eventually they cut the tension and then a mob of turkeys, peacocks and more turtles started to swarm. The awkward killing shark never came...
by G-money777 June 10, 2011
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Awkward Monday

the monday after Homecoming weekend, where everyone hears the stories of what happened at the party, and all of the people who hooked up are UBER awkward around each other/ avoidant. my personal favorite day of the year.
god i love Awkward Monday.. did you hear what happened with Billy and Mandy?
by DemiVikiC January 5, 2009
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