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Awkward Walrus

the weird spot in your bed that you never sleep in.
dude, you totally took up Awkward Walrus space last night.
by cashoo November 29, 2009
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Awkward Karaoke

The process of being exposed to a certain song in a car,house,room etc. that every other person around you knows and sings openly all the lines to the song,and in an attempt to fit in one makes a desperate attempt to sing along to said music usually ending in embarrassment.
Gary:Everyone was singing Thriller in my car but I only knew the first part of the song so i just mouthed the words quietly thinking no one would notice.
Ben:Sounds like a case of Awkward Karaoke.
by Alex2the123 August 4, 2009
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Awkward Crocodile

Another of the awkward animals, similar to the awkward whale. This is when one person leans across another with outstretched arms and holds their position, as if a crocodiles mouth is open.
*Awkward Crocodile*

"Hey, this is awkward!"
by Googly G August 17, 2011
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awkward party

1. a party that is exceedingly uncomfortable

2. when you tell a story and everyone has already heard it before and no one reacts
"Man, this 1812 themed party is so awkward party."

"Did I tell you about the restaurant reservation thing?"
"Yes."
"..."
by awkward poopy August 9, 2012
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Awkward Cactus

The action of holding both arms out in upside down 90 degree angles (like a cactus with upside down arms 🌵) during an awkward or uncomfortable situation when you don’t know how else to respond. Usually paired with an uncomfortable smile 🙃. This is especially used by socially awkward people.
Friend: you look cute today.
Me: 🌵🙃
Friend: you look like an awkward cactus
by daisynicolexo December 6, 2020
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awkward pirate

The awkward gesture used when your in a group of people talking about an outside party and the person being talked about comes into the conversation OR hears you talking about them.

Raise one hand over your eye and the other into a hook shape with your finger.
"DUDE, Jessica is such a slut! She tried to.."
::jessica walks in::..
::awkward pirate::
by smokethaherb September 1, 2009
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awkward reader

A person who comes up behind you while you're reading and begins to read over your shoulder. Even more awkward if they read out loud.
Dude, quit being an awkward reader.
by DiSK171512 July 18, 2010
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