Autistic Turtle

When a man is about to have sex he knocks the girl away jerks off on the floor then leaves.

"That boy I invited in last night was really nice, but then he pulled an autistic turtle! What a fucko!" said Jane.

by The king...of everyone June 4, 2010

autistic

a buzzword used by 14 year old redditors to describe things or people they don't like

"ew i don't like this game it's so autistic lol hahaha i called something autistic for the 500th time xdddd lol funny give me my karma and upvotes now"

by I don't know lmao April 5, 2020

Autistic Monkey

Our Current President

George W. Bush

by Kashchei November 27, 2003

Autistic High

Being so high, that you literally have developed an acute form of autism for the duration of the high.

She had smoked so much weed she had reachd Autistic High. She starting meowing and laughing uncontrollably with no idea as to what was causing the laughter.

by CrazytacoseatKz October 23, 2010

Autismo

Autismo

Autismo!

by hskdijbeiqohgdhbrv October 10, 2020

Autistic Screech

When a person has a exceeded the sane amount of austism that he/she gets a seizure and starts screaming: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and spazzes his arm on his chest like a mentally disabled individual . An autistic screech can be contracted by other autistic beings.

Bob has been around so many austistic people that he ended up doing an autistic screech.

by swagkid69420 July 31, 2017

Autist

the word that you call ppl with the autism spectrum thing

i’m a autist and I have adhd

by fordashy is gay December 8, 2022