Adshitising

Advertising useless shit, making sites dedicated to advertising other sites.

That site adshitises 50 different kinds of truck tires.
He likes adshitising cooking pans...

by Uncle_Batman November 8, 2011

assition

When you're in the position behind a girl with an amazing ass.

Guy 1 on cellphone- "Dude, this is a great assition."
"I wish I was there man." -Guy 2 on cellphone

by Dr. Ass September 28, 2013

asshat

A true douchebag worse than an asshole probably the type of person to have a comb over

He parked I'm a handicapped parking spot what an asshat

by swegyoloz November 18, 2013

assitional

assitional: (as • si′• tion • alˊ) Contemporary Am. Eng.; adj.
1. to change seating placement or sitting position; 2. to adjust a seat so one may sit one’s ass down properly

1. Examples: She made a small assitional movement to better conceal her tattoo from public view.; His bum felt much more comfortable after his assitional maneuver.; 2. Example: He gave the chair an assitional turn so his fat buttocks could fit in it more easily.

by B'Doggy-O May 9, 2014

Asshat

One who has their head up their ass. Thus wearing their ass as a hat. #Xaviermunrogreen

"You sir are an asshat!" "Wait, I'm no Xavier Green"

by Trevor. September 11, 2014

Asshat

a hat that is wiped upon one's dirty buttocks and then given to some clueless jerk to wear; also, the person wearing said hat.

He dumped her via email on Valentine's Day, what an asshat!

by penelope453 November 18, 2014

Asshat

When someone is acting completely ridiculous for practically no reason

Hey did you see dom? He's jumping on random old ladies backs!

What a fucking asshat

by Sdd96 December 25, 2014