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Unicorn asbestos

All of these birthday cards are practically smothered in unicorn asbestos.

That girl is obsessed with unicorn asbestos.

Excuse me, sir, would you have any unicorn asbestos for men’s beards?
by theeeepeppermintbutler May 8, 2018
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Feedback Assistant

A personal labeled as an F.B.I. tipster.
The Feedback Assistant was so fucking bombed one night at the bar that he forgot his cell phone behind with “millions of dollars” on his cell phone.
by DaveShaw June 5, 2018
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Cardiovascular Assistant I

Otherwise known as a TA, a comical and tardy individual who’s consistently only productive on Thursdays.
This damn CardioVascular Assistant I (TA)never gets any linen.
by Pavss June 8, 2018
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Lift Assistance

The assistance of urination into a bottle when trapped in a lift . One helpful fellow lends a hand to another who has broken both wrists in a freak accident and doesn't want to piss on his already stained and tired work trousers in the glass lift for everyone to see.
Andrey and Matt were stuck in a lift for nearly 30 seconds when Matt declared he needed to answer natures call. Andrey herocially offered to hold Matt's member whilst matt relived himself into a nearly empty, well known sparkling orange drink. After they were rescued from the lift 4 minutes later, Matt thanked Andrey for the 'lift assistance' and drank the contents of the bottle as a thank you.
by RNGF June 10, 2018
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Sexual assistance

An individual forcing another individual to finger a female
Yeah man I had to get sexual assistance with Denise”
by Jackét October 15, 2018
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Ankles & Asses

So overworked that you don't know if you're standing up or sitting down.
Gee Amber Lee, I'm so tired from my shift at the malt shop that I'm all ankles & asses over here.
by Lucky The Painproof Man November 13, 2018
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OFFICER ASSIST

The act of inserting or extracting something in or out of the colon with self or other help.
i needed to make a deposit for the toilet bank, so a little finger gave me an officer assist with my prison wallet!
by robetitcussin February 23, 2019
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