asshat (noun)
Definition:
1. A person so astoundingly arrogant, clueless, or incompetent that their head is effectively wedged so far up their own (or someone else’s) ass it doubles as a hat.
2. Someone who deserves a high five… in the face… with a chair.
Traits:
• Oblivious to reality.
• Loud with opinions, quiet with actual solutions.
• Often seen in politics, bureaucracy, or management positions.
Proverb 🏛️
“Those who can’t do… teach.
Those who can’t teach… go into politics.
Those who can’t do politics… wear an asshat.”
— Canadian Dad Wisdom™
Definition:
1. A person so astoundingly arrogant, clueless, or incompetent that their head is effectively wedged so far up their own (or someone else’s) ass it doubles as a hat.
2. Someone who deserves a high five… in the face… with a chair.
Traits:
• Oblivious to reality.
• Loud with opinions, quiet with actual solutions.
• Often seen in politics, bureaucracy, or management positions.
Proverb 🏛️
“Those who can’t do… teach.
Those who can’t teach… go into politics.
Those who can’t do politics… wear an asshat.”
— Canadian Dad Wisdom™
“Canada’s leadership is less a government, more a runway show of asshats strutting their latest policy disasters.”
by FedUpCanadian August 17, 2025
Get the Asshat mug.When you back out of a terrible situation using your ass as either a literal or metaphorical exit strategy. Can involve physically reversing away from danger, using thicc energy as a social shield, or dropping something so embarrassing that everyone forgets what they were mad about in the first place.
As the great philosopher kenny420g once said: "The ass is a place of escape so it's all the same."
As the great philosopher kenny420g once said: "The ass is a place of escape so it's all the same."
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A person whom you have had a deep, intimate relationship with, yet decided to rip your heart out at the wrong place and wrong time. Usually the person you had the most enjoyable relationship with and the worst breakup."
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Kevin Federline is such a tired asshat he doesn't realize that that might be the reason why Britney left his ass.
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