Super Almond Water

A more enhanced version of almond water, with more healing power.

Super Almond Water is found in the Backrooms.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

Asthma Almond

A very swag person who likes throwing carrots at people more specifically Taarika Kaur Fish Gills

Why does asthma almond hate taarika kaur fish gills

by terracotta123 May 13, 2022

I almost said bless you

something you say when somebody coughs or burps and you go to say "bless you" but then realize what you're about to do and stop yourself

person a: *coughs*
person b: bl- haha I almost said bless you

by charlie_draws_cats August 30, 2022

Ploiny Almoiny

The talmudic/jewish term used when you don’t have a name for someone (used the same way one would use John Doe)

Feminine version is Ploinis Almoinis

We don’t know that guys name so we’ll just call him Ploiny Almoiny

by Off the D October 30, 2023

Danger Almonds

The amygdala and adrenal glands that produce a visceral whole body “fear” reaction.

Specifically when you are in an unavoidable stressful situation but are trying to act rationally in contrast to how you feel.

Im not letting that spider crawl on my hand, it’s activating my danger almonds, grab a jar and some paper if you want me to take it outside.

by InnocuousOctopus February 24, 2025

I almost killed him

OOOH! OH! DID YOU NOW JOE ROGAN!? LOOK AT THAT! SEE!?

Hoe Rogaine "I almost killed him for saying a singer was shit! I can't even interact with Hym because I just wouldn't be able to control myself!"

Hym "Uh-Oh! I guess that means Matt Dillahunty has to be the boss of you forever! You can't maintain that you will kill certain people because you can't control yourself but that I need to be controlled and don't get rights. I guess no more guns for Joe Rogan huh? Did I kill Noah? Nope. Should have. And this just proves that you are doing this under false pretenses. So... They tried CEO... And They tried politicians.... Who will be next? Pundits? PLEEEEASE let it be pundits! Heheheh..."

by Hym Iam July 1, 2025

to do an almond

to lick a nut. can you check to see if uh, anybody... pull up skype just a minute. no no you dont have to check it mister man

dude, he was totally doing an almond last night.
"to do an almond"

by XLtroubadours of pyrhicc win August 4, 2008