Evan Allen

A lazy, pretentious and stinky boy, probably from some remote pointless area, who has a 3 inch penis and no game

See that kid with the nosebleed in the middle of the bar? He looks like a total evan allen...

by Cyoopid February 23, 2019

Allen

He may not be the most beautiful or amazing person, but there is one thing that makes him the best.
Allen, he doesn't get shot. If you want more information, read the most popular Allen page.

"Did allen get shot?" -Jon Arbuckle
"No." -Jon Cena
"How do you know?" -Jon Arbuckle
"It is scientifically impossible for Allen to be shot. It just can't happen" -Jon Cena
"WHY THOUGH!" -Jon Arbuckle
"Because that's what Allen is. An unshootable being." -Jon Cena
"fair enough." -Jon Arbuckle

by this creature August 15, 2023

daven allen king

A unusual child that says a bunch of funny things but has no friends.

Daven Allen King ran home.

by Kidthesid December 9, 2019

Allen Jackson

the king of country music he shall forever be blessed😩😩

ooo that’s Allen Jackson

by Badaliannn April 2, 2021

allen

a big sexy black man with a massive big cock and is papi and god

allen is so sexy

by zasdfghjk September 12, 2022

emma allen

hottest girl in the world, to say the least. emma mary allen if u see this i’m in love with u😍

i’m madly in love with emma allen because she’s gorgeous.

by sluttyirish January 2, 2021

Allen

Allen is a guy who likes to blend in to his environment whether it be the mtr or a straight up classroom where he is the popular kid. His version of starting a conversation is usually scaring someone from behind and speaking or arriving quietly when you expect him the least, he does this to draw your attention towards him due to the fact that he is either very insecure or he is full on in love with you. He does not care much about his clothes as long as he likes them as well as his body figure (he just wants a average body type) and his electronics are little more important to him because he usually uses them a lot. In the case that he confesses his feelings for you and you lie, pray that he doesn't find out or he will destroy your close relationships with no mercy however this will be taxing on his mental health and make him feel very guilty. He is usually quite smart and is very insecure about his grades. His way of messing around is random he might want to play games or wrestle you. In the unlikely event where he falls in love he may first go for an Ashley then a Charmayne the a Latisha and possibly like a Hayley or an Alison.

Girl one:have you heard Charmayne just broke up with (person)
Girl two: yeah I heard that Allen told her boo to break up with her cuz she was a lying bitch.
Girl one: wasn't that when she lied that her parents wouldn't let her date and then she started dating another guy a week later.
Girl two:yep I think he also got rid of some of her friends.
Girl one: probably deserves it if she lied to an Allen.

by Sleep deprived teenager December 3, 2021