noun
A tongue-in-cheek term used to describe the premature onset of a receding hairline, often attributed to a combination of genetics, stress, and sheer bad luck. FAHD sufferers are known for their valiant attempts to cover up their condition with creative hairstyles, hats, and an unwavering sense of humor.
A tongue-in-cheek term used to describe the premature onset of a receding hairline, often attributed to a combination of genetics, stress, and sheer bad luck. FAHD sufferers are known for their valiant attempts to cover up their condition with creative hairstyles, hats, and an unwavering sense of humor.
Tyler's new haircut did nothing to hide his Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD), but at least he has a good hat collection.
by yoos July 24, 2024
A person who is so addicted to alcohol, that they require alcohol in order to perform simple day to day tasks. This is different from a functional alcoholic, which is someone who can function without drinking and is merely an insufferable fuckwad when they haven't had a drink in a while.
Did you hear about Dave? He's turned into a dysfunctional alcoholic and his house is being reposessed.
by Baldr57 August 11, 2020
Me
"bro I'm a silly little alcoholic asshole and have nothing else to do than drink and fuck twinks"
"I DONT FUCKKNG CARE YOI FUCMIGN FAGGOT"
"I DONT FUCKKNG CARE YOI FUCMIGN FAGGOT"
by Am not gay February 01, 2023
by Destination-UnKnown April 08, 2018
Someone who claims that there is a such thing as memory. They usually use this tactic when attempting to break someone.
Person 1: TELL ME THE TRUTH! I CAN READ UR MIND AND SEE THAT U REMEMBER IT HAPPENING.
Person 2: Shut up u non alcoholic queer
Person 2: Shut up u non alcoholic queer
by the unbreakable 420710H December 09, 2021
Alcoholic Blackout is a term for a memory loss after drinking too much alcohol.People who experience alcoholic blackouts often does not remember anything they did or anything that happen in a period after they start drinking.
Mark: Dude,do you remember last night when you try seduce my mother
Joseph: No,what?
Mark: You drank to much last night,probably you experienced an alcoholic blackout
Joseph: No,what?
Mark: You drank to much last night,probably you experienced an alcoholic blackout
by Kaivosguy11 May 23, 2020
The only drink that will soothe the pain once your spouse passes. This drink originated in Las Vegas, Nevada. It consists of Pineapple Malibu, Absolute Pear, and Pineapple Orange Juice.
This drink will knock you on your ass, don't be a pussy with the vodka.
This drink will knock you on your ass, don't be a pussy with the vodka.
"My husband passed away a month ago"
"I'm so sorry, is there anything I can do?"
"I'll be fine, I just made myself a glass of Alcoholic Widows!"
"Shit you'll be good in an hour!"
"I'm so sorry, is there anything I can do?"
"I'll be fine, I just made myself a glass of Alcoholic Widows!"
"Shit you'll be good in an hour!"
by The ZmAc October 28, 2008