Alcohol Instrokification

Drinking alcohol until you stroke.

Stop me from drinking before I get Alcohol Instrokification!

by Joshua Berls August 17, 2009

Alcohol Enthusiast

Essentially an alcoholic in denial

Common traits of an alcohol enthusiast :

1. They deny they are an alcoholic

2. They say they have “complete” control over their desire to drink

3. They have a specific time to drink: for example, only ONE drink a night or ONLY on the weekends

4. They say they “ appreciate”, “ enjoy”, and

“ savor” the taste of alcohol

5. They have a specific cabinet, fridge, or entire room dedicated to storing their alcoholic stash

6. They become agitated and crap or urine their pants when they are unable to drink during their dedicated drinking time

Ex: “ oh I’m not an alcoholic. I’m an alcohol enthusiast. There’s a big difference”

by Marshmelliesoup May 10, 2021

Alcoholic

Probably a kid named Nathan… we all know an alcoholic named Nathan. Nathan’s are typically the funnest alcoholics though, always down for anything; they would go anywhere with you and do anything. Especially if their last name starts with a K.

Bro, did you see Nathan K. last night, he’s an alcoholic, but so fun!

by Harold N. July 22, 2021

alcoholic mood swings

Mood swings for alcohol consumption comparable to pregnancy food swingsPFS

I'm not sure if I want saké or spiced rum. Alcoholic mood swings before a party are torture!

by Vadaldus January 19, 2022

Alcoholic

A person that drinks way too much. (Oswaldo)

Man Oswaldo is a alcoholic

by GotYaAhhBoi July 3, 2024

alcoholism

drinking way too much, and becoming addicted to alcohol.

Leo and Johnny.

Leo and Johnny just went on a seven day bender last week and missed all of their classes!!

That’s crazy bro, my friends named leo and johnny do the same thing! They must both have alcoholism!

by ballsparklers February 4, 2025

alcoholic crackhead

lei; a person who drinks, n smokes a lot

omg is that lei? i knew it! she is an alcoholic crackhead! smh 🤦🏻 ♀️

by brknhrtsclub January 4, 2019