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Chinese Accordion

Double Penetration given to an asian female with one male entering from behind and the other in her mouth. Much like the eiffel tower only without the men touching hands and using an asian female, ultimatley resembling an accordion when in sync.
Faisal and I sure did give Tobias' mom a great Chinese Accordion last night.

Boy, we sure did play that girl from that party like an accordion last night.
by bill-nye-the-science-guy October 25, 2009
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Chartered Accountant

An extremely dull person. Experts describe them as appallingly dull fellows, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful.
Person A: Katie Bennetts is a fully qualified chartered accountant.

Person B: haha - I KNOW!
by anon d1ckhead February 23, 2010
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Accommodate

When a partner wears the accomodator (an oral sex device consisting of a rubber penis which is strapped onto ones chin) and uses it on one or more partners. It may be inserted in a vagina, a butt hole, or an oral recipient. Accommodation isn't for the weak.
Jim accommodated Jan's butthole last night. Shit got intense.
by Christian Rice January 15, 2009
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Accomplished Cock blocker

Man or usually Gurl that ain't happy to see they're crew gettin' some dick or pussy unless they're getting some.
But they're indirect with the cockblockin' moves.
They're smart cos' usually they're the designated driver or you're chosen booty is staying at they're crib so they'll block ya' indirectly or use blackmail on the member of their herd that you've seperated and are planning to beat down with the pipe
They'll say some coded shit like "Alysha I gotta' head home but you stay and have a good time with Dwaynne"
Alysha thinks 'Shit no lift home and my keys are at her place and she'll Fort Knox up her joint so I won't be able to freshen up before I have to pick up junior from he baby daddys/my moms house with my weave all fucked up.

An Accomplished Cock blocker is a Pyschological mother-fucker who always trys to make sure they've got something on their crew/ herd.
If you meet one controlling your choice of prey then you need a spearhead playeror experienced wingman who will devastate the ACB. They need to be smoother than the average Playa cos' the bullshit they're spinning needs to be the real deal otherwise...well Black Widow spiders eat their mates after sex..
by Big Brown Bob May 15, 2006
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Accountist

The discimination of another nerds account on an online game. Usually addressed as Dreary's on runescape. It is a form of prejudice based solely on one's ability at games.
Man 1: "Bro your account sucks"
Man pretending to be a woman 1: "yo don't be accountist"
by Mytr August 23, 2011
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Rusty Accordion

The act of performing fellatio while tickling or fingering the anus
That chick was giving me head, then all of the sudden she put a finger up my bum. She was playing the Rusty Accordion
by iliopsoas September 11, 2010
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yams in my bank account

A fine quote from Twenty-one Savage
"I am the proud owner of eight yams in my bank account" or "My new worth is equivalent to eight yams."
by Stingray-Johnson October 6, 2017
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