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As nervous as a whore in church

A feeling of great anxiety or being ill at ease, Out of one's element.
A fear of spiritual reprisal.
Waiting for a confrontation.
When the boss called me into her office, I was as nervous as a whore in church.
by rucus11 October 28, 2009
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Sober as a Gopher

A North-Central Missouri statement

To be so drunk that you can’t do anything. Just piss hammered out of your mind
“You alright?”
“Fuckin’ Sober as a Gopher”
“Yeah I thought so, go take a seat right quick
by LesClaypoolsThumb January 8, 2020
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sharp as a spoon

your as sharp as a spoon
by mob January 13, 2004
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ASAF

Used to describe an individual who is seeking attention at an extra level.
Attention Seeking As Fuck
Geez Louise, did you notice how over the top Bianca was today? She's so ASAF...
by MarcoHoff February 14, 2020
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broke as a joke

1.crazy po' like a mofo 2. no loot. 3. tough finicial times 4. need a brotha/sista to help out with cash. 5. so po' fo sho, you know.
Scott: Hey Jim, got any loot?
Jim: No, dawg, I'm broke as a joke.
Scott: That ain't no joke, foo.
Jim: True dat, fo real, pimp.
by Jimmygtp13 November 20, 2007
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As cold as a witches tit

An object that is extremely cold
The pizza's as cold as a witches tit
by Joseph Hughes May 9, 2004
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sick as a hog

a take on the term "Sick As A Dog"

with the recent outbreak of the H1N1 (swine flu) this term is a more relevant way of expressing how sick one is
Man 1: Man, I'm sick as a hog right now
Man 2: Don't come near me, I don't want to get the swine flu
by Tommy Vancouver October 8, 2009
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