Apple Computer

Company which has created a cult of whiners who don't know how to shut up. Steve Jobs is the leader. Cult members are also known to confuse large price tags and shiny objects with good value.

Apple Computer cult members make me want to burn Apple products.

by c0re_M August 25, 2008

Applesauce Ross

What you lube your dick up with applesauce and stick it in your girl.

You: "Hey, Jerry, did you bang yo girl last night?"
Jerry: "Yeah, bro. Gave her that applesauce ross."
You: "Nice!"
*you both then high-five and proceed to have intense gay sex with each other until he applesauces your butthole*

by 6 dozen donuts February 9, 2017

Applesauce time

Every Sunday from 10am-10pm is Applesauce time.Its a time to get some Applesauce and drink it ,eat it ,slurp it what ever you want.Just get that sause.

Priest-bri what are you doing your disterbing service.
Bri-what day is it?
Priest-sunday
Bri-Now what time is it?
Priest-10:30 am
Bri-Exactly now pass me the Applesauce it's only Applesauce time for 12hours

by Bri🐀-aka: Applesauce lord November 1, 2019

The Appleseed Cast

An amazing indie-rock band from Lawrence,Kansas who will make you cry whether it's angst fillled emo from their early work or beautiful post-rock from their later work.

Emo music fan: Do You know any nice slow songs of the emo genre?

You know like "LoveLetterTypewriter" or "Lowercase West Thomas"

Appleseed Fan: Yeh,try "December 27th,1990" by the Appleseed Cast

by Sretupmoc July 20, 2009

applecored

To strike someone in the head with an apple. Either full or half eaten

That bitch wouldn't shut up so i applecored her face.

by hiphopopotamus22 February 18, 2009

Apple Twisting

when you smoke apple weed and have sex

Dude have you tried apple twisting?

by Tatiana Beautiful January 2, 2011

Appleause

ap-ple-ause, (apəlˈlôz)

Variation of "applause".

The rabid excitement following an Apple product launch, and/or praise of a new Apple product as the grand solution to the collective issues of the previous iterations.

This usually leads to an impulse purchase resulting in either:

1) vehement denial of any and all flaws regarding said product
2) bemoaning any and all flaws regarding said product and its rushed or illogical release

There was so much appleause surrounding the release of the white iPhone that no one paid attention to the fact that it was an identical device with no new features.

Best example: watch any Apple keynote or product launch.

by TheProfessorA2 December 2, 2011