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anti-abortion

The opposite of an abortion, which is making life. Protesters are usually called “Abortionists”. You also need to fuck a girl for this to happen.
Oh fuck i think John got an anti-abortion with his girl Jiggie
by FuckYouWeBallWithYoBalls August 21, 2024
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Abortion shot

A shot of tequila after swallowing semen
Brit took an abortion shot with her boyfriend Mike
by Mommy go May 13, 2022
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Late turd abortion

The act of aborting a bowel movement before full evacuation, sometimes mid-release, usually due to other obligations in one’s daily schedule. This often results in an uncomfortable turtlenecking of the rectum until defecation can be resumed.
I went to take a sh*t this morning but had to have a late turd abortion to make it to the meeting on time. Had to clench for 2 hours straight and it was unbearable. But at least my asshole will be stronger for the next one.
by OzzySnozzy October 11, 2021
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The Abortion

The Abortion an "Organic" and alcoholic duo shot. The Abortion is preformed by filling a shot glass with a "shot" of cum (human semen) and you fill another shot glass with any preferred strong alcohol example: vodka. Then you take the shot of cum and follow with the alcohol shot chaser.
Hey when I was at the bar last night I had The Abortion!
by W33bi November 30, 2021
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Organic abortion

Any abortion caused by natural events, ie sitting in a hot spring while pregnant
Karen had an organic abortion, a tornado took her baby.
by LadyJoints May 25, 2019
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Failed Abortion

A failed abortion is often regarded as an abortion that is failed (typically a child that the mother and/or father didn't want). Often times, a failed abortion is classified as someone who listens to bands like 6ix9ine, Lemon Demon, Radiohead, and/or the Beatles.

They play Undertale and inhale Mountain Dew. They're not the funny Fortnite gamers.
Bill: Hey, do you see that kid playing Among Us?
Jimothy: Yeah, he's a failed abortion.
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Abortion

A procedure used by stupid sluts who take dick all day even though they don't want kids
The dumb slut has had 97 abortions in the last year because she doesn't want to take pills or use condoms. What a dumb whore.
by Doozer85 July 1, 2022
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