stepped on a bagel

putting oneself into a precarious situation, or an awkward situation in itself

man, you really stepped on a bagel this time.

i don't have enough money for rent this month, when i spent my money on those expensive sunglasses, i really stepped on a bagel

by Steve the Magnificent March 3, 2011

step mom

lmao i actually thought that all of the male population had incest festishs bc i hit puberty a lil late

friends mom chill

step mom what are you doing ?!?

by spotlight ah moonlight ah February 26, 2022

Step-Stepdad

Your Stepdad, who you’ve known from the time he was bouncing you on his lap since you were little. Left dear old Mom and got remarried to a guy you thought was your Uncle. Who you can now call Step-Stepdad.

Oh my bad, bro. I forgot your Step Dad left your Mom to marry his best man in their wedding making him your Step-Stepdad

by anonymous March 26, 2021

Step-Mikail

That one bbc that you want so bad that he just flicks your petty nonesence of your back so Hard that you moan

WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP-MIKAIL

-Just packing up bae-

by NOOOOO! November 29, 2020

Grime-step

Some weird cringe-worthy dude found a way to make beat-box sounds like choking and vomiting, basically it's just annoying noise.

Is he puking, or having a Tourrette syndrome? Nah, that's grime-step, you degenerate.

by LikorMeister303 December 20, 2016

Step-mom

The cunt that gave your dad a couple blowjobs, then took all his money, and ruined both your lives.

Me: Dad! Your wife (my Step-mom) is such a bitch!
Dad: YEAH, in bed.

by Bobby Blackdick December 16, 2019

Step Trace

To watch a teammate die and go to exact location where they died, and die yourself

Dude! why'd you step trace we could have won!

by ShadowFrost January 5, 2008