Kevin

Literally has the biggest dick, and funny like Kevin hart. Smokes weed, drinks, and likes to fuck!

Kevin made me squirt so many times!!!

by Bickdick12yearold June 17, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is a slang term used as an antagonistic male character in memes. "Kevin" is generally characterized as an irritating, entitled man, who thinks he's perfect and feels the need to state his opinion on everything.

Instructor at a yoga class: Ok let's end with some gentle stretching.

Kevin: *starts doing acrobatics*
You: Calm down Kevin this is the fucking cool down

by kevinsux123__ March 6, 2019

kevin

the one that has sex under the table during the day

wife: hey you want to kevin
husband: YES!!!!!!

by sexygaymanlover February 6, 2019

Kevin

Gay ass nigga that eats cheese

Christan:sup kevin
Kevin: nooooo im a big gay

by Hhggggg July 31, 2018

Kevin

A bitch ass hoe that sucks dick and gets 0 pussy

That dude Kevin breathe smell like dick! :0

by donaldtrumpsupporterkkk October 1, 2017

Kevin

Kevins are the best people around. Girls that get Kevin's have goto to be the luckiest people ever. Kevin's are normally great at every kind of sport.

Lee: My dad is called Kevin.

Robbie: Damn Kevin's are awesome, Wish I was you!

by Haggarty July 31, 2017

Kevin

A pretty fucking gay name if you ask me

Kyle: I know you took my juul brah
Kevin: Nahh man it was Jordan dude I swear brah

by GermanDidNothingWrongInWW1 May 22, 2019