When two men wear glow-in-the-dark condoms, and violently hit their penises together, whilst one yells "I am your father"
I'm not gay, but when Kyle puts a few vodka shots in me, I can't help but get in a lightsaber fight with him.
by Bonnie Rotten  June 27, 2015
Get the Lightsaber Fightmug. When you start a fight over something really stupid, that usually ends in someone getting really hurt
by BootlegNagito May 10, 2019
Get the Ryuto Fightmug. by Tr1xSter December 3, 2011
Get the Badger Fightingmug. by Timmyj96 January 25, 2014
Get the alley fightmug. The act of two people tucking their penis and balls between their legs and using arms to smack each other in a fighting manner. First one to pop out is declared loser.
by Bubscrubs111 October 6, 2021
Get the Raptor fightmug. n. From ice hockey. An incongruous event that really should not be happening, shows utter incoordination, poor planning, and a lack of proper attire, and yet is hypnotically entertaining.
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So I hear the mayor of Chicago went up against the gun-control folks. How did that go?
Total goalie fight.
Total goalie fight.
by gnostic 1 September 23, 2013
Get the goalie fightmug. when someone who is usually pretty good looking, let themselves go and look a mess, eg. scruffy hair, unshaved, bad clothes, acne
by mackinaw peach December 12, 2009
Get the fighting the hotnessmug.