dirt ape

a landscaper or landscaping laborer

"what do you do?"
"I'm a dirt ape"

by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004

dirt demon

a filthy black toddler;
a filthy black midget;

usually wears coats and acts human, but really come through dirt from hell to terrorize humans.

man, tevin is such a little dirt demon.

by happy kids March 29, 2008

dirt farmer

An unproductive farmer, for whatever reason.

While the farmers in the valley grew many fruits and vegetables, the rocky slopes above made the growers up there little more than dirt farmers.

Or:

Prior to widespread irrigation, prairie agriculture in North America was mainly dirt farming.

by Word Worm September 10, 2009

dirt socks

Droopy breasts normally found on women after child birth and/or after their 35th birthday.

Dude, that chick's tits swung so low, she had dirt socks

by shangvshanger April 4, 2008

Dirt Digger

A person or group who sole mission in life is to uncover defamatory content about other people in other to discredit them.

See Joe-Shmo over there? that dude has his nose all up Jim Bob's butt, digging for dirt to put on him, just because Jim attracts more girls. What a jealous Dirt Digger!

by Hater of Haters June 10, 2011

whore dirt

Whore dirt is the soil that naturally accumulates on skanks, drawn in by their various perfumes, moisturizers, harlot oils and hussy unguents, and is most often found congealed into a fine sludge collected in the more difficult places to reach while washing up.

Look at the whore dirt on those hands! You're obviously trying to get a date!

by Robert Brockway June 17, 2012

Getting dirt

The act of hooking up, fucking, making out etc... but can be much more vague. Seeing a girl's boob pop out in public can be constituted as getting dirt.

Friend 1:"Yo!!!! I was getting dirt in the middle of class today, this girl's boob popped out"

Friend 2: "Shut the fuck up no way"

Friend 1: "You I got dirt with that girl Julie"

Friend 2: "Cool Bro"

by Sgt.Slice December 8, 2010