John: Hey dude, did you hear they found new testaments?
Luke: Yeah, I head they talked about Jesus giving Mary Magdalene a vatican fountain.
John: We all knew she was a nasty whore, now we know why jesus likes her.
Luke: Yeah, I head they talked about Jesus giving Mary Magdalene a vatican fountain.
John: We all knew she was a nasty whore, now we know why jesus likes her.
by Christ's whore December 26, 2020

A term used for when a girl stacks donuts on an erect penis before ejaculating, thus creating glazed donuts
Girl - “Hey, wanna go to the library and study?”
Boy - “No, I would much rather and stay here and enjoy a glaze fountain. Should we go to Dunkin’ Donuts now?
Boy - “No, I would much rather and stay here and enjoy a glaze fountain. Should we go to Dunkin’ Donuts now?
by thecshnic October 4, 2023

by Jesse Flies May 14, 2023

by Mycousinkindathicc January 17, 2020

pouring water into a stripper/hookers asshole, from which they proceed to fart or shart, spewing the water out ready for drinking.
by Willsmithspapa420 October 3, 2024

When your girl is on her period, and you lay under her while smashing her vagina with a long fat dildo. When she's about to cum, take out the dildo, and let the blood pour out into your face
by Ghangis swan February 6, 2015
