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Cunt

You cunt.
by Dpology101 October 10, 2017
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Cunt

Acronym:

Can't Understand Normal Thinking

Derogatory slang first used in the 1960s. Aimed towards women, it is often mistaken for meaning female genitals, however no such medical term.
When called a Cunt, the woman replied " no, I can understand normal thinking, I just choose not to, that makes me a bitch."

When the woman used their child as a tool, her ex called her a cunt.
by weletthem August 7, 2017
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cunt

if means "friend" if you live in Australia
“oi cunt if we’re going on a maccas run d’ya think we could stop to pick up some durries from the servo and then some grog from the bottle-o so we can get fucken maggot or nuh?”
by Peroxium November 23, 2015
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Cunt

What you use to describe a female when you want to embody a mass of derogatory words to portray her incredibly wretched essence. This word should be used in extreme circumstances when a female encompasses a large array of undesirable qualities that are usually by her choice.

Typical characteristics:

1. Is a bitch just for pure sport. Not needing any provocation to warrant being a bitch.

2. Often sexually promiscuous without respect for herself or anyone else involved. (i.e. slutty)

3. Sarcastic and sneering sense of humor that is usually only funny to her. (not to be confused with witty sarcasm that is actually funny).
God, that girl makes everyone miserable around her on purpose. She is a total cunt.
by LRomein June 30, 2011
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Cunt

American moderators full of knowledge, or is that shite.
Gobshite: I am god here, fear my internet words.

Barry: Yikes!!!!

Gobshite: Listen to me, I are right, you are wrong!! Behold!!!

Barry: Crikey, best not argue with him. Lorks!!!

Gobshite: Too right. How do you think where I got where I am today... dude!

Barry: By being an internet gobshite or cunt?

Gobshite: Uh huh!
by Iamdehulkrawr May 18, 2011
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Cunt

A sterling Anglo- Saxon word representing but not actually denoting the female genitalia or pudenda. Rather, it pertains to a certain human being, male or female, of your acquaintance, for whom, by their regular and peculiar transgressions against your own perceived notions of humanity and decency, leads one to refer to them as a 'Cunt'. That being said, every birthday, I am assailed with the familiar refrain 'Happy Birthday, you terrible cunt', as of course I am exempt from the above definition, which simply refers to 'Cunt', cf Jeremy Clarkson if you're British, or American, Colonel Tom Parker (if you're an Elvis fan). I am, it seems, just a cunt, not like a real fucking copper bottomed, ocean going cunt of the first order like Clarkson. AA Gill is also a simple 'Cunt' but not a benighted cunt, as he's mates with Joan Collins but I took issue with him slighting the Welsh , cf 'Little Trolls'. However, he used to be an alkie and dyslexic to boot (forgiveness there, I'm not Californian -raisin diet, raisin sized brain and all that), so on balance, people, he is a mere 'Cunt', as am I, except on those special occasions when annually,it seems I am elevated to being a terrible cunt and receive a terrible, semi jocular birthday card, that has without a shadow of a doubt been written by some cunt somewhere, probably in China, or New York, which is a place so full of cunts that they don't know what one is anymore.
Cunt is perhaps the finest Anglo-Saxon expletive known to man, or woman.
by oharthur February 16, 2015
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Cunt

"dick" but for madlads and generally anyone from Scotland.
Aye that Keith is a fucken cunt sos he is.
by eZsquirT July 27, 2019
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