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gay mating call

when a rather loud fart is cut, the ears of gay men will perk up to determine from which ass the fart came. thte smell of a nasty old fart to a gay man is likened to a heterosexual smelling a nice pussy
dude 1....(cuts big ass fart)

dude 2....hey man! chill out with the gay mating calls....we ARE in the castro
by douglas epley January 10, 2007
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5 Minute Mate

When a stranger approaches you for no apparent reason and almost immediately tells you their life story. Public transport, bars and queues are the most popular places for the 5 Minute Mate to be found. Often they will start with a casual comment relevant to the situation and progress very quickly leading to you knowing everything that ever happened to them in their life in 5 minutes. They'll walk away leaving you tired and confused but safe in the knowledge you just made another 5 Minute Mate.
"Oh my this bank queue doesn't seem to be getting any shorter."
Me: "I know, terrible isn't it..."
"I remember once being in a queue for an hour just to pay in a cheque and then I was late for a doctors appointment to see whether the mole on my back was malignant or not. Turns out it wasn't but actually on the same day I found out I had a VD, I just mentioned a pain when I was urinating, you know a passing comment...of course I confronted my wife. She denied it. I was hoping she had changed her ways but she'd been shagging the Insurance guy. Last time it was the man who fitted the cable. It's funny you know, I used to sell insurance. Now I sell carpet cleaners...anyway no cancer but I ended up at the VD clinic and divorced. She got the dog, I was upset but I was always a little allergic to the hairs. I have a cat now. Called him Byron after my twin brother who died when I was 7....." and so it goes on for 3 more minutes.
The 5 Minute Mate.
by Erica Cantona October 2, 2013
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Ur mate straight

Can reverse an “ur” phrases
Bill: “someone called my mom gay
Fred: “don’t worry ur mate straight
by Memeiboi May 16, 2018
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popped a tub mate

When you fuck up something in a really bad manner
Damn bro, you popped a tub mate mate! *must say in Australian accent*
by Fofdog May 24, 2020
mugGet the popped a tub matemug.

Mate Out of Ten

When your best friend is at least an 8/10, but you can’t be trying to pick them up. Originated in Perth, Scotland.
“I look like a bag of shit today”
“Nah, you’re a solid mate out of ten”
by bluetelecaster October 2, 2020
mugGet the Mate Out of Tenmug.

Wake N Mate

The act of using morning wood to pound the chick in bed next to you. This chick is typically a wife or girlfriend because if it was a one-night-stand, the chick would be gone already.
One jolly-hard fellow wakes up in the morning and sees his hot-ass women still sleeping. He wakes her up with a few kisses down her neck and whispers: "Hey babe, Let's Wake N Mate."
by Mikey Bartlett October 19, 2010
mugGet the Wake N Matemug.

Gunners Mate elbow

Gunners Mate Elbow is a condition where the outer part of the elbow becomes sore and tender. It is commonly associated with doing MK45 Gun Mount maintenance and other Gunners Mate work.

Symptoms include:
-Pain on the outer part of elbow.

-Point tenderness over the lateral epicondyle – a prominent part of the bone on the outside of the elbow.

-Gripping and movements of the wrist hurt, especially wrist extension and lifting movements.

-Activities that use the muscles that extend the wrist (e.g. pouring a pitcher or gallon of milk, lifting with the palm down) are characteristically painful.

-Morning stiffness.
I just got done cleaning this gun barrel and now my Gunners Mate Elbow is really killing me.
by SEW666 January 20, 2010
mugGet the Gunners Mate elbowmug.

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