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september 28

It's national say yes to your girlfriend day! On this day you have to listen to your girlfriend and every-time they ask you a guestion. You must say yes!
Girlfriend: "It's September 28th babe. Will you go make me a sandwich?"
Boyfriend: "yes... yes I will”
by 11/10:) September 27, 2023
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october 28

eli appreciation day😊🎉🎉
person: what day is it
me: its literally october 28 aka eli appreciation day
eli: ya
by not suichin August 6, 2021
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august 28

Khloe denice calwsons birthday!!! She is amazing
by Aug28guineapig October 3, 2021
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28 November

Its Bragi’s birthday
Joe: Are you going to Bragi’s Birthday?
Emma: Ofcourse i am he is so hot.
Joe: You know you have to throw it back for him its 28 november.
by anonymous October 26, 2020
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05-28 international cockblast day

its the day when you share cockblast images on discord and fuck bitches.
05-28 international cockblast day welp you gotta do what you gotta do.
by Mangird1 May 27, 2023
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Blumpkinday (Dec. 28)

On December 28th as of 2024, dank memers, brainrot sigmas, and skibiditards will have to participate in Blumpkinday to stay sigma. This involves males receiving fellatio from a friend, girlfriend, or wife whilst defecating on a toilet, just to multiply and add uncountable amounts of aura.

(Note: Only non-disabled sigmas 18 years and older can participate in Blumpkinday, as to prevent noncery.)

Aura will double if the toilet in question is an actual Skibidi Toilet Mystery Surprise Toy, which you are receiving fellatio upon, taking a shit in, and busting a nut upon. Bonus points if the toilet head pops up to pleasure you, but be weary of your poop flying out.
Blumpkin: Getting your dick sucked while pooping on a toilet.

Blumpkinday (Dec. 28): The day where you gotta get a blumpkin.
by ChicksW/dicks2006 December 28, 2024
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28 March

Birthday of Egor Zotov, also known as a really cool guy and an always sober person
“Bro, it is Egor’s birthday” - “sick”
“Mark, Egor is going to celebrate 28 march tomorrow” - “Bro, im dead💀”
by TimTim1000 March 28, 2023
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